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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was called into his manager's office, just outside of Los Angeles Union Passenger Terminal. He was sitting in the hallway, waiting to go inside.

Greg: *Arrives with Jake*
Saten: 你 got called here too, huh?
Greg: Now I know what this is about.
Jake: It's because we got in a fight at the bar yesterday. I technically shouldn't be here since I did not engage in any hostile activity.
Saten: 你 still started the fight.
Manager: *Opens the door* Come in gentlemen.

The four stallions continued the conversation in the office.

Manager: Fighting another 小马 in a bar. Really?
Jake: Technically I didn't take part in the fight, so I shouldn't be here.
Saten: Shut up. If 你 just ignored Hayden, this wouldn't have happened.
Manager: And if 你 two didn't 冲床 Hayden, I wouldn't be talking to 你 in this very building. I am disappointed with all three of you. If this happens again, you'll be suspended without pay for a whole month.
Jake: We're not getting punished. Thank you.
Manager: Saten Twist, and Greg are not getting punished. I don't like 你 Jake. You're too much of a know it all. If 你 weren't so good at your job, I would have 你 fired. 下一个 time 你 do something wrong, you'll be looking for another job. 你 stay, while Saten & Greg get to work.
Saten: *Leaves with Greg*
Jake: What am I getting punished with?

On the station platform, Saten Twist and Greg were walking towards The Super Chief.

Greg: When I get back from El Paso, I'll buy the drinks.
Saten: See 你 then.
Greg: *Walks away*
Jake: *Arrives, looking very angry*
Saten: What's wrong with you?
Jake: I've been demoted.
Saten: To what?
Jake: A porter. I gotta check the luggage at this station for two weeks.
Saten: If 你 were normal like the rest of us, 你 could still be an engineer.
Jake: I am normal. I just happen to have 更多 intelligence.
Saten: That's my point. Your intelligence is annoying everypony. Nobody cares about everything 你 know. They're just trying to have fun, and enjoy their day. Last thing they need is a weirdo with glasses trying to cram 随意 facts down their throats.
Jake: Is that really what 你 think about me?
Saten: For the time being. When I come back from New Mexicolt, I hope you'll tone down your brain power. *Walks towards the diesels on the front of the train*
Jake: *Watching Saten Twist walk away. Feeling very sad, he decides to leave the station*

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posted by thetankmoment
 I don't know who made the original picture.
I don't know who made the original picture.
Uh...

Remember my MLP shipping 文章 from when I first joined?

You know, this little thing that makes me CRINGE OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH? link

Well, can I please redo that...?

While the point of the 文章 is still valid, like the Celestia and Applebloom thing, I have gotten a lot smarter since I was on here in that year.

And yes, I do still ship Dislestia. Why? Because it makes SENSE.

But anyway! What I'm getting out of here is if 你 like crackshipping fine. I won't hate 你 for shipping something that different from mine, that's just stupid. I just don't like seeing these shippings being taken...
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 Say hello to Blazin' and Luna's filly! She looks older here because 小马 Creator Full Version couldn't make her any shorter than this.
Say hello to Blazin' and Luna's filly! She looks older here because Pony Creator Full Version couldn't make her any shorter than this.
So this surprising story begins after Blazin' had been dating Princess Luna (after finally overcoming his shyness) for nine months. Little did Blazin' know that Luna had a little surprise for him which was sleeping under a 粉, 粉色 blanket in her bedroom! Yep, it was her filly, and Blue has no idea he is the father of-Princess Nightshade!

Blazin': *hears the phone ring* Hello...

Luna: Hi, sweetie! Those nine months of dating really benefitted the both of us, didn't it?

Blazin': Yeah, and I'm no longer nervous around you. Even Rarity 说 we look cute together.

Luna: *blushes* Oh, well....She's right....
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