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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: 你 got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed 由 Greg, and Jared.

Saten: 嘿 speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around* Jared! *Gives him a hoofbump*
Jake: *Looks at Jared* Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd. Are 你 a nerd too?
Jared: What? Because I wear the glasses?
Greg: Jake, get lost. Go talk to someone else. *Walks with Jared to the bar. They sit 下一个 to Saten Twist*
Saten: Still working on the Northern Pacific?
Jared: I am. How's the Santa Fe treating you?
Saten: Good.
Greg: Aside from Jake, everything is going well.
Saten: I learned something from Tareq. If 你 call him John, he gets so angry that his face turns a darker shade of red.
Greg: *Laughing* Oh my god. I gotta see that.

Another 小马 walked into the bar. It was Hayden. Jake went right up to him, and said....

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Hayden: No one cares.
Jake: Everyone should care. 你 need to acquire my knowledge.
Hayden: I don't need shit from 你 dork! Get out of my way!
Saten: *Turns around* Oh jesus. *Walks over to Hayden* Did 你 finally lose your job on the Rio Grande?
Hayden: You're a douchebag! If your railroad had any brains up in the high spot, you'd have 更多 ponies like me!
Saten: Our railroad is actually trying to make money.
Hayden: We don't need to try. That's how better we are.
Jake: Hey, stop bullying our railroad.
Hayden: Are 你 kidding me with this right now? *Pushes Jake into a table*
Saten: Only I can do that to him 你 bastard. *Punches Hayden*
Greg: I don't believe this, he's actually standing up against Hayden. *Runs to help Saten*
Jared: Who's Hayden? *Follows Greg*

The 音乐 got louder as the stallions continued to fight. Some 随意 ponies that had nothing to do with railroads also got involved, just because they thought it was a good idea.

Stallion 82: *Punches a mare*
Jared: *Punches Hayden*
Saten: *Hits Jake with a chair*
Jake: What the hell? We're on the same side.
Saten: Lecture me later, we gotta get 你 out of here! *Runs outside with Greg, Jared, and Jake*

The song can still be heard in the distance as the ponies walk through an alleyway. The sidewalk is a short distance.

Jake: Wow, that was exciting.
Saten: You're welcome.
Greg: What did 你 say to Hayden?
Jared: Who's Hayden?
Jake: I told him everything that I usually say to 你 guys.
Saten: Bullshit, 你 说 something else. What the hell did 你 do?
Jake: Well, he 说 that he didn't care about me being a nerd. So I 说 that he should care, because he needs to acquire my knowledge.
Greg: That'll do it.
Jared: Guys, I guess 你 didn't hear me earlier, but who's Hayden?
Saten: A hot head who works for the Rio Grande. Sometimes he helps out on the Southern Pacific, because they're short on employees.
Jared: What happened to that brown mare with the green scarf?
Saten: *Sighs* Suicide.
Jared: *Stops walking* No!
Saten: Sorry dude. She jumped off of the Golden Neigh Bridge when the last steam engine was taken out of service. It all started when they scrapped the pacific she used constantly on her passenger trains.
Greg: We didn't find out about it until last year.
Jared: I definitely like her better than Hayden.
Saten: Even though 你 can't remember her name.
Jared: Neither can 你 guys.

The three stallions laughed, and continued to walk. Jake silently followed, but he began another conversation.

Jake: Dieselization really is bad if it causes somepony to kill herself.
Saten: Oh yeah, Jake 说 he wants to start a railroad that only runs steam engines.
Greg: Good luck with that John.
Jake: *Gets very angry* It's Jake!!
Greg: *Looks at his face turning red, and laughs* 你 weren't lying, his face does turn into a darker shade.
Jake: You're doing this on purpose!
Saten: Hey, everypony needs to have fun in their life.
Jared: Speaking of fun, what do 你 want to do now?
Saten: Not get into another fight in a bar.
Greg: *Laughing*

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that 你 call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are 你 so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes 苹果 Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd 苹果 Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
皇后乐队 of Changelings: This 日 is going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This 日 was going to be perfect, the kind of 日 of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my 老友记 to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until 你 all shared its magic with me.
My Little 小马 (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until 你 all shared its magic with me.
My Little 小马 (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do 你 know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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posted by clancker1223
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once 你 get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into 彩虹 philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, 你 ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

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Since Mystery inc destroyed the notorious Scheme 由 Pericles and his master, The Evil Entity, they're imprisoned in the confine of the portal.
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One of the exact oldest disciples was none other than The male Father to The once beautifully girl band on Canterlot High,The Dazzling, Forte Luster Dazzles, wants to do every thing in his power to resurrect his old master out from the portal to reclaim equestria.