Not all of the shorts that 你 will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope 你 enjoy all four of them.



Wings

苹果白兰地 was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth 杯形饼, 蛋糕 你 had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, 苹果白兰地 went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet 苹果 Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might make 你 feel sick.
Applejack: What is this?! Educating 苹果白兰地 Day?! I need as much water as possible, so that I won't be dehydrated during my job. Then, I won't have to listen to annoying little ponies like you! *Walks away*
Applebloom: *Sitting in field*
Applejack: *Bucking trees* I gotta find some way to keep myself from getting too tired. Then, I wouldn't have to be bothered 由 anypony.

As 苹果白兰地 was resting, she looked up in the sky. Then she saw a pegasus flying past. It seemed like any ordinary pegasus, but he had two pairs of wings. This gave 苹果白兰地 an idea.

Applejack: That's what I need. Now if I had a pair of wings, I could just fly to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the trees, and pick them whenever my back legs are feeling tired.
Applebloom: That 小马 who just flew past is visiting our town. He's supposed to be famous.
Douchebag: *Walks up* Everypony knows that 你 don't need wings to get a job done. However, no matter what type of 小马 你 are, 你 mares will never do anything as good as a stallion. Why, we're even coming up with the technology to create 更多 ponies, so we won't need 你 anymore. Goodbye. *walks away*
Applebloom: Was he serious about that?
Applejack: I hope not.

After getting the job done, 苹果白兰地 was with Snips, and Derpy.

Applejack: I'm not happy.
Snips: I know, 你 had too much water, and now you're feeling sick. I warned you, but 你 drank tons
Applejack: I ain't sick. I was-
Derpy: Of course 你 are. 你 drank too much water, and 你 don't feel well. Drink some Ginger 麦酒, ale, 啤酒 instead, and then you'll feel better.
Applejack: Don't be ridiculous. *Walks away*
Celestia: *Arrives* Applejack, what's the matter?
Applejack: I feel sad.
Celestia: Why?
Applejack: I don't know. Is it true what Douchebag says?
Celestia: What does he say?
Applejack: That stallions are taking over.
Celestia: Don't worry Applejack, that will never happen as long as I'm the Ruler of Equestria.
Applejack: One 更多 问题 Princess, why did the visitor of Ponyville have two pairs of wings?
Celestia: Because he's the king of a world far away.

苹果白兰地 felt better, but Derpy was mad now.

Derpy: Anypony can be a king, but I should have two pairs of wings. I work hard enough for it.
Snips: *Smiling at Lyra* Derpy, would 你 like my pair of wings?
Derpy: Yours? When did 你 get a pair of wings?!
Snips: Alright, the deal's off. Would 你 like them Lyra?
Lyra: I couldn't deprive 你 of the honor. Besides, the fandom would freak out if I became an alicorn.
Snips: It is a great honor, but I can't cast a spell on myself to have wings. Perhaps Rarity would like to have another pair of wings.
Derpy: Okay, I'm sorry for being disrespectful. How many pairs of wings can I have, and when can I have them.
Snips: Hmmm, I can give 你 six pairs of wings, and 你 can have them 由 tonight.
Derpy: Six lovely pairs of wings. Then, I'd have seven.

Derpy was so excited, that she asked Snips nineteen times if it was okay.

Derpy: Do 你 think it will be alright?
Snips: Of course. I'll cast the spell now.

Near town hall, everypony gathered around where they could get a good view. Derpy arrived, but she felt silly. She did have seven pairs of wings, but apart from her regular pair, the other six didn't have enough feathers to make Derpy fly.

???: Are 你 not feeling well?! Maybe 你 should drink some Ginger Ale, and then you'll feel better.

Derpy wasn't sure, but she thought that 苹果白兰地 was the one shouting to her.

The End

The A-Wing

A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, 你 let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No 星, 星级 Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.

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Green-7: Allow me. *Activates speed boost, and flies in front of the pack*
Tie Pilot: *Looking at an A-Wing* What is that?
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: A new fighter for the Rebellion. Those will be tricky to shoot down.
Green-7: *Shoots down a Tie Bomber, and fires a 鱼雷 at a Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 83: Ah! *Turns left, but the 鱼雷 is still following him*
Tie Pilot 17: Shake that missile.
Tie Pilot 83: What do 你 think I'm trying to do?! *Gets hit*
Wedge: That was quick. Let's take out those turrets.
Y-Wing Pilot: 星, 星级 Destroyers incoming. They're launching 更多 Ties.

Along with the Fighters, and Bombers, there was a new type of fighter from the Empire. The Interceptor.

Imperial Officer: Let's see how their new fighter is compared to ours.
Green-7: *Turns right, and fires another 导弹 at a Tie Fighter. It gets destroyed, and he starts firing at a Tie Interceptor*
拦截器 Pilot 53: Oh fuck! *Gets shot down*
拦截器 Pilot 70: Don't make the same mistake he did. Those A-Wings have a higher range than our Interceptors. Try getting behind them, then attack.
拦截器 Pilot 60: They're all over this place. How can we do that?
拦截器 Pilot 70: They can't shoot us all down.
Wedge: *Shoots down Tie Pilot 70*
拦截器 Pilot 60: Is that so?
Red-3: Good shot Red Leader.
Wedge: That was nothing compared to Green-7. Keep it up over there.
Green-7: Will do Red Leader.
金牌 Leader: Our Y-Wings finished destroying the turrets. Let's take on the rest of the Ties while our frigates attack the enemy base.

As the Mon Calamari's attacked the 星, 星级 Destroyers, Corvette frigates were attacking one of the Imperial buildings.

Imperial Officer 633: 你 think this is a game?!!? We need backup!!
Imperial Officer 962: We're in the middle of repairing our engines.
Imperial Officer 633: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! LOAD UP YOUR SHIP WITH TIE FIGHTERS, AND GET OVER HERE!!!

There were still a few Tie Fighters with four Bombers and an Interceptor.

Green-7: *Shooting a Tie Bomber*
轰炸机 Pilot 63: 火, 消防 a missile.
轰炸机 Co-Pilot: I'm on it. *Fires a 导弹 at the A-Wing*
Green-7: *Shoots the missile, then shoots down the Tie Bomber*
轰炸机 Pilot 63: We're going down!! *Crashes into a river of lava*
拦截器 Pilot 52: I'm getting behind the A-Wing.
Red-3 & Red-7: *Shooting down the three Tie Fighters*
Green-7: *Turns around, and shoots at the Interceptor*
金牌 Leader: The frigates are halfway done with their attack run. Hold the Ties off for a little longer. We're helping the Mon Calamari's take down the 星, 星级 Destroyers.
Wedge: 10-4. All X-Wings, and A-Wings will protect the Y-Wings, and take down enemy fighters.

The other 星, 星级 Destroyer finally arrived. Fifteen Tie Fighters were launched along with twenty bombers, and ten interceptors.

Green Leader: Red Leader, this is Green Leader. Another batch of Ties have just arrived.
Wedge: I see them. Green-7, you're doing very good. 显示 them what 你 got.
Green-7: *Firing twelve missiles at once. They take down five Fighters, a bomber, and six interceptors.
Green Leader: Nice one. *Also fires twelve missiles at once. He shoots down seven Tie Fighters, four interceptors, and a bomber*
Wedge: Now I definitely want to fly one of those. Finish off the Fighters, then take down the bombers. Red Squadron is going to help out the Y-Wings.
Green Leader: I copy Red Leader. These guys won't be any trouble.

But a Tie Fighter was heading towards Green-7 from the left. He fired several times, only managing to hit the cock put a few times. Glass shattered as it was hit.

Green-7: My cockpit has been damaged. Bogies closing in.
Green Leader: Hold on, I'll give 你 a hand.
Green-7: *Flying towards the Tie Fighter*
Tie Pilot 77: Fuck, he's coming towards me! *Pulling up*
Green-7: *Shoots down the Tie Fighter, then turns right, heading for a bomber*
Green Leader: I'm here Green-7.
轰炸机 Pilot 40: *Shoots Green-7*
Green-7: *Holding his neck. His A-Wing goes down, and crashes into the ground*
Green Leader: Fuck, I was too late. We 迷失 Green-7.
金牌 Leader: The frigates are done with their attack run. Back to the Mon Calamari's.
Wedge: *Activating his deflector shields. He looks down at the wrecked A-Wing* He was a good pilot, and that is a very good ship.


Trust 彩虹 Dash

Everyday, 彩虹 Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

彩虹 Dash: *Passing 由 Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
彩虹 Dash: *Lands 下一个 to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
彩虹 Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. 你 can never trust a 小马 to do anything.
彩虹 Dash: I'm a pony, and 你 can trust me. I'll try to find a place that's open. *Flies off*

Nearby at Carousel Botique

Rarity: *Loading wagon* This is absurd! I have to take all these dresses to Fillydelphia, where nearly everypony will rob 你 for everything 你 got!
Applejack: *Arrives* Howdy Rarity.
Rarity: Don't Howdy me! I have to go to-
Applejack: I know, 你 have to go to Fillydelphia with all those dresses in the wagon, but you're worried of getting robbed. If 你 pretend to be sick, 你 wouldn't have to go.
Rarity: Yes, you're right. *Sees 彩虹 Dash* 彩虹 Dash is coming. I'll pretend to be sick now.
彩虹 Dash: *Arrives* Hi Applejack, and Rarity. Isn't it a lovely 日 today?
Applejack: Yes it is, but not for Rarity. She's feeling sick.
Rarity: Yes she is- I mean I am!
彩虹 Dash: Don't worry. If 你 want me to help, I can do that.
Rarity: Thank you. This wagon of dresses needs to go all the way to Fillydelphia. I don't know if anypony can get it there.
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Applejack: Alrighty then.

彩虹 Dash got hitched up to the wagon, and started going to Fillydelphia.

Applejack: And now, your worries are over.
Rarity: Oh Applejack, you're a genius.
Applejack: Nah, I'm just smart.
Rarity: That's what a genius is.
Applejack: Oh.

There was a steep 爬坡道, 小山 that 彩虹 Dash had to go over in order to get to Fillydelphia.

彩虹 Dash: *Looks up hill* Well, that's the only way to go to Fillydelphia, so here goes nothing. *Pulling wagon up mountain* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Mafia 小马 53: *See 彩虹 Dash* Hey, where's Rarity?
Mafia 小马 42: I don't know. That blue pegasus is doing the job for her.
Mafia 小马 57: Let's rob her anyway. One 小马 is as good as another.
彩虹 Dash: Almost to the top.
Mafia Ponies: Freeze! *Pointing 枪 at 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: AH! *Runs away*
Mafia Ponies: *Shooting at 彩虹 Dash*

They shot her leg, and the blue pegasus fell on the ground. They thought she was dead, but 彩虹 Dash was faking it.

Mafia Ponies: *Unhitches 彩虹 Dash from wagon, and take it* These dresses will be great for our special someponies.
彩虹 Dash: *Laying on ground* Aw man. Today was going so well, and then this had to happen.
Vinyl Scratch: *Arrives* Dash, are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: I wish I was.

Vinyl soon healed 彩虹 Dash with magic, and the two ponies walked back to Ponyville together.

彩虹 Dash: I just remembered something. Zecora needs spice to make a potion, but every store that sells spice is closed.
Vinyl Scratch: I think I might be able to change that. I'll arrange a 音乐会 at one of those stores, and they'll have to open. Then, Zecora can get the spice she needs.

Back at Ponyville, Vinyl Scratch did exactly what she told 彩虹 Dash. The 音乐会 was a success, and Zecora was able to buy what she needed.

彩虹 Dash: *At Carousel Botique with Applejack, and Rarity*
Rarity: I'm really sorry about what happened to 你 Rainbow.
Applejack: Me too, just a big misunderstanding. No harm done, right?
彩虹 Dash: Right. I know 你 didn't mean for me to get shot.
Zecora: *Arrives* I want to thank 你 for your help Dash. I know to trust ponies 更多 often, especially if their name is 彩虹 Dash.
苹果白兰地 & Rarity: *Walk away*
彩虹 Dash: Well, today has been a pretty interesting day.

Now everypony knows that they can Trust 彩虹 Dash

The End

The last one was created in 2018.

How To Get On The Front Page Of Fanpop

New Orleans

Man 72: *Sitting with a friend at a cafe*
Man 66: *On his laptop* I'm trying to get on the front page of this website called Fanpop, but it ain't workin'.
Man 72: Why not?
Man 66: Well I 发布 an 文章 called ten things 你 should never do while sleeping, and nobody seems to like it.
Man 72: Ten things 你 should't do while sleeping? 你 came up with that, and you're wondering why no one likes it?
Man 66: So I only came up with six things on the list, who cares?
Man 72: What kind of stuff usually gets on the front page?
Man 66: Well, there's a wonderful series of 文章 here from WindWakerGuy430 called Hidden Gems. He reviews video games that most people never heard of. They're pretty great.
Man 72: What else is on the front page there?
Man 66: Well it ain't just articles. 你 got pictures, mostly focusing on women and their breasts, which I think is odd. Then there's also a few 视频 which...wait...what is this garbage? Nermai 发布 a trailer to that new movie.
Man 72: Who's Nermai?
Man 66: She's always on the front page, only because she keeps posting trailers to terrible movies!!
Sean: *Arrives* Hi, I'm an actual 潮流粉丝俱乐部 user. What seems to be the trouble?
Man 66: This 婊子, 子 keeps getting on the front page for postin' shit, and I don't even get any 评论 on 文章 that I work very hard on!
Woman 50: Did someone say hard on?
Sean: No! *Pushes the woman into a bus* There are certain ways for 你 to get on the front page on fanpop.
Man 72: How so?
Sean: First off, you've noticed those pictures with the girls, right?
Man 72: Yeah.
Sean: Well, everyone's doing that. Even though half of those pictures are inappropriate, hundreds of people on this beloved website frequently post pictures of girls with either big tits, 或者 big butts. Then there's the cute animals. Also, let's not forget that one My Little 小马 picture that keeps popping up. Why is that still there? There's tons of better pictures.
Man 72: Well I think we got the pictures down. How do 你 get on the front page with videos?
Sean: 你 don't, because Nermai, Greyswan618, and DarkSarcasm have no lives. They're always posting trailers to new 电影院 或者 TV shows that no one cares about, every single 小时 during the day. Except Tag. That looks great.
Man 66: What about Ready Player One?
Sean: That hasn't been on the front page in a while, but I do like that movie.
Man 66: How do I get my 文章 on the front page?
Sean: *Looks at the laptop* 最佳, 返回页首 10 Things 你 Shouldn't Do While Sleeping? 你 only have 6 items on here. This will never do. Unfortunately however, even if 你 do try to make a good article, Fanpop's too focused on those trailers I mentioned earlier. Anyways, that's all there is to it. Happy Fanpopping. *Walks away*
Man 66: *Deletes his account*