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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. 由 stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money 你 owe me.

Master Sword: I owe 你 money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.

(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a 树 while an 橙子, 橙色 小马 and 粉, 粉色 小马 hit him with sticks.)

Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)

Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!

Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.

(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)

Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)

Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!

FISHING:

(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)

(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)

Master Sword: Good job.

BIRD WATCHING:

(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)

(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)

(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).

Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.

Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.

(Indian 音乐 plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a 粉, 粉色 pony.

Sword: Tonight, 你 become a man.

粉, 粉色 Pony: But I'm a girl.

Sword: A MAN!

(The girl whimpers.)

Big foot appears.

Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)

(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!

Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)

Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!

SHORTLY AFTER:

(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)

Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!

Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.

END OF SHORT:
posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw 食物 on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off 由 Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, 嘿 guys! We were about to start decorating. Do 你 want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death....
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Clint, and Rarity went to test out the new gun.

Rarity: What are 你 going to shoot?
Clint: Only a bird, then we'll head back.
Rarity: Be careful, you're aiming it at a window.
Clint: It's too far away to be shot, watch *shoots gun*

The little 小马, 柯尔特 soon realized his mistake. As soon as he pulled the trigger, a bullet hit the window, and made it shatter into a million peices.

Clint: Oops!
Rarity: Look what you've done! I swear if 你 hit anypony, you'll be grounded.
Clint: Let's go check! *runs to castle*
Rarity: No!! *chases Clint* They'll kill 你 if 你 go there!
Clint: Hey, lookie there. Two...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 6: Contact


Nocturnal Mirage laid still on the soft grass. The warm rays of the sun were stroking his senses very gently. The stallion got 迷失 gazing at the sky. There were no clouds, just the endless horizon. He let his dark blue 涂层, 外套 absorb the heat of the fiery orb above. Freedom at last!

There’s no other place like this in the entire country! Maybe the tall mountains of his birthplace, Terra Absolutia could outshine the magnificent beauty of Amethyst Lake. The jewel of the Crystal Empire. No ripples disturbed the surface of the obsidian water. In spite the fact...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 8


It’s almost dawn. The mare hears the strange rumble from far away. Not so later, the Plymouth shows up. The car backs up and parks down on her usual 太空 in the Everfree. Bon-Bon lurks in the shadows nearby. She starts connecting the dots. That is why she remains undetected! The forest hides her. Nopony goes in there. Just 由 looking at the Fury, the earth 小马 knows it’s a she.

The left door opens. Lyra gets out. She has an enraptured look on her face. Opalescent eyes. She walks like a lunatic. She’s... enchanted. Bon-Bon knows it’s the doing of the car somehow....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 40 分钟 of doing uh, stuff.. Con & Rain went to play 更多 poker.

Con: I'll let 你 play this time.
Rain: I don't know if I can win.
Con: Nonsense, 你 hate losing right?
Rain: Right.
Con: So why can't 你 win?
Rain: Fine, I'll do it. *sits at table*
Waiter: Can I get anypony something?
Con: I'll have a milkshake, stirred, not shaken.
Waiter: Very well.
Tara: Excuse me sir.
Con: What do 你 want?
Tara: I was wondering if 你 could help me with something.
Con: No *walks back to table*
Dealer: Hey, is there somepony named Con Mane?
Con: That's me, why?
Dealer: Someone called, and 说 he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going 由 my house. Frenchtown is right 下一个 to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why 你 two say that.
Sean: It's from 彩虹 Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A 彩虹 Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta 显示 Ian...
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posted by hikari_hiwatari
Tear Drop was getting ready for school, she sighed as she looked the song she wrote a few years back "i hope this turns out ok" she 说 as she picked up her song and walked over to her bag putting her song in it as she out her bag on she sighed as she walked out of her room she looked around and went to check on her brother Night 火, 消防 she opened the door slightly and looked to see her brother asleep she smiled as she closed the door slightly and walked off and out of the house she didn't really feel hungry so she decided to skip breakfast. A few hours later she was just walking to her school...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over 由 the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* 更多 like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do 你 need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that 你 know this,...
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 Enemy tank
Enemy tank
Green Flame heard a noise outside so he went to go see what it was. None of the other ponies were up except for him. "What the??" Green Flame said. And to his suprise there was an enemy tank standing still near the camp site. Then there was a slight rumble and to his eyes a 秒 smaller enemy tank drove up then stood still & it's engine turned off.

Green Flame did nothing but look at the camouflaged machines only a small distance away. 问题 went through the scout's mind. "Find them" one enemy whispered, coming into view of Flame. Green looked at the others sleeping, "I should go alone for this" he nervously told himself.
When we arrive, we soon get spotted 由 a badnik. As they try to shoot us, Twilight quickly set up a protective bubble so the bullets would not hit us. "Good work Twilight." says Pinkie. As the firing stops, I raise my gun, and get ready to shoot. Rarity also gets ready to attack. Soon, the bubble disappears, and we soon start firing. The badniks didn't act quick enough, and were killed. "Allright, lets look for that prison." I said. We run to a building that has two nazis, and a tank guarding it. "Ok, Shredder. Drop a grenade in that tank." I command. I give him one of my grenades, and he flies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was two days before christmas, and Pinkie Pie was worried. Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, and 彩虹 Dash were trying to convince her that Santa Claus would 显示 up, and give her presents. "Maybe not after the way 彩虹 Dash treated Diamond Tiara." Twilight said. "Maybe I wouldn't have kicked her out of the window if she wasn't being mean to Applebloom." Dash 说 standing up for herself. "That doesn't mean 你 can kick her through windows." Twilight replied. Eventually Pinkie said, "I can't believe she bullied Applebloom over a song." "That 你 wrote." Dash said. While the three ponies were...
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posted by applejackrocks
Where was I.......Oh yes!.....

Twilight: a few P-ponies? But why?

Discord: 你 see my dear, I need 小马 energy for me to live, so ill just take the most powerful ponies in your uhhh....little friendship group?

Twilight: we all are powerful! None of us are weak!

Discord: dont worry, ill just take That 彩虹 小马 there (points at RD) ill take that shy 小马 thats behind that 树 (points at FS) ill take that fainted 小马 (points at Rarity) and ill take you! (Points at Twilight)

AJ: what about us?!?!
Pinkie: yeah! I wanna 加入 the party!
AJ: *face palm* sugarcube! This aint no party! This is a really...
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posted by cupcake2456
Okay,to get this started,I would like to thank everybody who joined this club and mostly for whoever made this club!

I liked mlp since I was a little girl.It was my favorite!And it still is.Some people think it is for little girls and boys that are three years old.I do not.Everybody who joined this club has to be proud of themselves.They showed who they really are.

This goes to btflash and shadirby.I am so sorry I was being mean to you.I didn't mean it.I have seen how 你 guys have been 表演 around this club.You will help out other friends.I am so sorry for 表演 like a troll.I am also sorry to all of the people who witnessed it.

I am sorry to other people like starwarsfan7,triq267,shadirby,btflash,tawnyjay,pheonixroyale,and 更多 people.I hope 你 all read this.Please 评论 below if 你 like.
posted by shadirby
I lie in my bedroom, regretting what I'd just done. I banished my sister to the moon. The moon. I was too harsh. I was too quick with it. I was wrong.                            
I easily drift into a dream.
The crack of dawn. The air crisp and the sky golden. The world was so much 更多 pure back in the day. Streams poured crystal clear water in the distance. My hooves touched the rugged 最佳, 返回页首 of the ledge.
"Tiaaa," whined Luna, my tail in her mouth. What...
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posted by AquoMoon
Both Twilight and the mysterious stallion standing in the 城堡 floor,"You see Ms.Sparkle once 你 steped in this 城堡 你 迷失 parts of your memory." 说 the stallion, twilight screamed,"what I'm losing my memmories no I can't lose my memmories how about my 老友记 and family!" "They will notice nothing since you're here in 城堡 Oblivion if 你 want to get out youmust reach the 最佳, 返回页首 floor of the castle," 说 the stallion. "here a card 你 may use it to get through the door once 你 enter 你 may not turn back 你 have to find the other door to get outof the room, do 你 understand?"...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
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小马宝莉
After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. 下一个 morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: 你 excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Episode 33

The British Mexican

January 16, 1954

It was a nice, sunny day. The snow was melting, getting rid of one problem for everypony on the Union Pacific, but Gordon was causing another problem.

Gordon: I can't believe I was sent to work on the Norfoalk &...
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