Notes: The My Little 小马 franchise and the 蝙蝠侠 franchise are not owned and created 由 me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her 老友记 were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight 说 "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy 说 "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
彩虹 Dash 说 "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie 说 "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and 说 "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle 说 "This cake should be much better than your 前一个 cake."
Mr. Cake nervously 说 "I'm sorry about selling 你 a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
苹果白兰地 说 "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle 说 "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and 说 "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle 说 "It seems like 你 arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike 说 "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased 由 Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He 说 "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker 说 "This is 更多 than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord 说 "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Welcome Discord. I hope that 你 enjoy your birthday party."
Discord 说 "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as 你 didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and 说 "It's nice."
Fluttershy 说 "Thank goodness."
Discord 说 "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle 说 "What are 你 talking about?"
Discord 说 "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord 说 "Because I 爱情 chaos. 你 wouldn't understand. Ponies like 你 take away the fun in life 由 being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord 说 "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised 由 the ponies and Discord, but he was amused 由 it. The Joker 说 "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle 说 "But I didn't hire a clown. Did 你 hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie 说 "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker 说 "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and 说 "I'm Discord. I 爱情 chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker 说 "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord 说 "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and 说 "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and 说 "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She 说 "Why did 你 call me that?"
The Joker 说 "I'm sorry to confuse 你 Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and 说 "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to 彩虹 Dash and 说 "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker 说 "Rarity 你 remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity 说 "Why?"
The Joker 说 "Because 你 both think that you're better looking than 你 actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker 说 "It seems like 你 forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike 说 "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and 说 "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and 说 "I 爱情 this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker 说 "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle 说 "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and 说 "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for 你 ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and 说 "I want 你 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make 你 disappear."
Rarity angrily 说 "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle 说 "It's just a quick magic trick."
苹果白兰地 说 "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie 说 "Are 你 going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker 说 "Actually I'm going to take 你 with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Why would 你 sell us?"
The Joker 说 "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However 你 will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously 说 "Are 你 actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker 说 "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He 说 "Can 你 at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and 说 "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily 说 "Then I must stop 你 Joker."
The Joker 说 "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to 冲床 the Joker, but he missed. Discord 说 "Can 你 stay put so I can 冲床 you?"
The Joker 说 "I would 爱情 to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord 说 "You hurt me."
The Joker 说 "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord 说 "It appears that 你 can't take away the ponies now 你 weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily 说 "I demand 你 to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and 说 "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker 说 "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord 说 "It seems like I'll have to defeat 你 in a 更多 simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at 你 ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Thank 你 for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought 你 were."
Discord 说 "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
蝙蝠侠 handed Discord the key and snuck away.
苹果白兰地 说 "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity 说 "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle 说 "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and 说 "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and 说 "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.