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I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as 你 would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe money to HIM, what's wrong with you!?"

"No, I owe to his daughter.. She found me some grass" Saten admits.

"And 你 didn't share it with me!?" Derpy cried.

"We don't have to share EVERYTHING Derpy"

"We don't. But it's still highly recommended that we do" Derpy said.

Trevor pulls out a AP Pistol.

"MONEY! NOW!" He cried.

Derpy sighed and said, "I'll handle this".

Derpy walks to behind Trevor, grabbing a glass vase.

"MONEY!" Trevor cried, before Derpy heads him the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.

Awkward silence.

"You still have that weed?" Derpy asked.

"Sure, follow me" Saten said, heading to a off view room.

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SEVERAL HOURS LATER:

Derpy is seen poking Trevor, getting him to wake up. He finally does.

"How did 你 find us? We left Los Santos weeks ago.. Why are 你 in Ponyvile" Derpy asks.

"It wasn't hard, I just found the huge signs, saying WELCOME TO PONYVILLE"

"Again.. Why are 你 here?.. How did 你 find us?" Derpy asked.

"I asked that purple girl for directions to your house"

"Twilight!?.. 你 saw Twilight!?" Derpy asked nervously.

"Yes, the purple one.. I demanded her for 答案 about where to find you.. She refused to help me, 说 she new I was bad new.. I admit.. I kinda got a little angry"

"You didn't!"

"I didn't kill her, no.. But I started threatening that little dragon, saying I'll break his neck.. She suddenly got real quick with the answers" Trevor said.

"Your a monster Trevor" Derpy growled.

"Hey, I never actually hurt him" Trevor said.

"Yeah, but 你 说 你 were GONNA hurt him.. Spike is a little kid.. Here little brother" Derpy said.

"Any I care because?"

"That's it, I have to do it" Derpy said.

"Do wha-"

Before Trevor finished, Derpy tasered him, and he cried in pain.

"SHIT! THAT HURT!"

"It was suppose to.. I liked it better when 你 were unconscious" Derpy said.

"That's not what your mom sai-"

Derpy tasers him again.

"AHH, STOP DOING THAT!" He cried angrily.

"As soon as it gets boring" Derpy cried, and tasers him again, Trevor screamed angrily in pain.

"Nope, still fun" Derpy chuckled, sadistically.

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

Trevor is seen holding Mayor Mare outside her open window.

"Fine, I'll bring 你 to my damn birthday party" Mare 说 tearfully.

"Will there be 浓情巧克力 cake?" Trevor asked.

"No" Mare said.

Trevor losses his grip.

"I MEAN YES! YES!" Mare cried in fear.

"That a girl" Trevor said, putting her back inside, and patting her on the head.

"You won't get away with that, I'm the mayor. It's in my name"

"Well. Considering how lame your police force is, I'm pretty sure I WOULD get away with it" Trevor said.

"I know Chief Ditto"

"Oh, him.. He's different.. Fine, I'll leave" Trevor said, leaving, 展示 some dead guards from outside the house.

"And 你 may wanna repaint" Trevor said, riding off on a bicycle, whistling Camptown Races.

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Mayor Mare brings Trevor reluctantly too her birthday. Though Pinkie Pie was happy about this, she gets to give him welcome to ponyville party.

"Yeah, lets party" Trevor said, pulling out his AP Pistol and shoots 樱桃 Barry though the head, killing her, and blood sprays over some of the shocked guests.

"WHAT ARE 你 DOING!?" Pinkie screamed.

"What 你 said, I'm partying" Now who wants so sky blue Methamphetamine?" Trevor asked.

"You mean from Breaking Bad?" Octavia asked.

"It's shocking that 你 know that" Rarity says.

"It's a 流行的 a show. . Anyway, where's Twilight?" 彩虹 asked.

"Nobody has seen her sense yesterday" Rarity says.

AT CANTERLOT:

"He's gonna burn down all of ponyville if 你 don't hurry" Twilight said, having flew there a few days ago, due to still being a in training alicorn princess.

"Oh sweetie, he can't be so ba-"

"We saw him EAT someone!" Twilight cried.

"Well, I can't protect 你 Twilight.. I might be the police chief, but I'm also only ONE ageing Alicorn" Ditto said.

"... He knows where Scootaloo lives"

Ditto paused.

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THE 下一个 DAY:

Ditto is seen handcuffing Trevor.

"Now think about what 你 did" Ditto said.

"What DID I do!?" Trevor cried.

"Don't 你 sass me" Ditto said, throwing Trevor in the cop car.

(zooms in on Twilight).

"You sure he won't get out?" Twilight asked nervously.

"Yes, he'll never get awa- (when zoomed back out, Trevor is out of the car, left the cuffs behind, and is long gone) Oh, damn it, he got away" Ditto 说 annoyedly.


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After two weeks, Trevor ends up in Manhattan.

Shortly after we see Maggie, who runs the bar, is holding Trevor's arm in a painful position, ready to break it if necessary.

"What happened here?" Spitfire asked, coming in after hearing all the noise.

"He called me a cunt after I 说 we had no Whiskey here" 玛格丽塔 said, holding Trevor down.

"Oh.." Spitfire said, heading towards the bar stool, and looking at the menu as security began forcing Trevor out.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Pita is seen driving Trevor home.

"So.. 你 really pissed off my girlfriend"

"You guys are gay?.. I don't care, I'm fine if 你 are.. I just don't see it" Trevor said, and being completely censure about it.

"Well, technically I'm bisexual.. And I got tired of boys always breaking my heart, decided to try switching teams, see if it's any better.. And who better, than my old collage room mate.. Who I think had a crush on me anyway." Pita explained.

"But, this is probably getting weird.. So I'll stop talking about it" Pita said.

"No.. It's okay... It's kinda hot" Trevor said.

"Eww" Pita 说 under her breath.

"I honestly think I'm bisexual as well.. I'll honestly fuck anything.. I even fucked a snail.. And the worst part is that the 蜗牛 STILL didn't call me, even to this day!" Trevor said.

Pita doesn't reply. To creeped out 由 that statement.

"Say, 你 mind if I share some deeply personal secrets with you?" Trevor asked.

"Oh god, please don-"

"I honestly think I am sexually attracted to my mom.. But I knew she would never understand.. And that's when I realized.. I HAD TO KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH!!

(Time Skip)

TREVOR: That's when I realized I have a fetish for being raped 由 Donald Trump.. Probably because he's such a large figure wait now.. And me being a meth addicted, SLUT!

(Time Skip)

TREVOR: I probably gave my dog AIDS.. But it was still a interesting day..

(Time Skip)

TREVOR: And that's why I killed the dude, and made him into a cupcake, witch I fed to the town of ponyville..

"(stops the car) Hey, we made it.. Again, thanks for keeping me company." Trevor 说 before he exits the car, heading to his hotel room.

Pita is seen with widened eyes of terror. Completely speechless.

Saten flies over shortly after.

"Hey beautiful.. Looking hot, and fuck worthy"

Pita doesn't reply.

"Hey, I'm joking, I know 你 like girls now"

Pita doesn't reply

"Are 你 okay Pita?"

"... Bar" Pita saiid quitely.

"We need to go the bar"

"But why?" Saten asked.

"We need to go the bar!" Pita replied, louder.

"But 你 don't drin-"

"BAR! NOW!" Pita screamed.

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AT A BAR:

"Wow.. He's worse than I thought" Saten said, as Pita chugs down a 伏特加 bottle.

"Can we just forget about it.. How long is he here?"

"I'm not sure" Saten admitted.




I'll end it here..
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I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be 更多 或者 less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? 你 scared th- Oh shit, did 你 steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of 偷了 it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! 你 can't steal police cars!...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 最佳, 返回页首 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 最佳, 返回页首 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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随意 dialectics: 彩虹 Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest 文章 in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the 秒 Equestria Girls cartoon, 彩虹 Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if 你 haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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