小马宝莉 Article: New Era : Reborn Episode 12

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so 你 were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're not helping?
Hank - I'm 最佳, 返回页首 wanted criminal and an Hitman. I can't help 你 sorry.
Dan - Alright... *gets closer to doors*
Hank - *runs away*
Dan - *reloads his M4* Huff... Let's get down that clown. Last time I saw him when they were choking me. *kick doors open*
Russian - Cyka!
Dan - *kills one but orther one jumps on him*
Jade - *breaks his neck* Go! He is running!
Dan - Let's end this war! *runs to the plane*
Tricky - Fuck!
Dan - *takes out 刀 and tries to stab him*
Tricky - *takes out Deagle and shoots him*
Dan - *falls on ground* Fuck!
Tricky - *puts gun to his head* Nice try! *almost pulls trigger*
Hardscope - *jumps inside through window and tackles him*
Tricky - Son of a-!
Hardscope - *chokes him*
Tricky - *punches him onto cargo plane platform*
Hardscope - *holds onto edge*
Tricky - *stabs Dan in a leg* 你 all are done *comes to Hardscope*
Hardscope - *takes out 刀 with one hoof stabs him in a hoof*
Tricky - *grabs his hoof* You're going down with me!
Dan - *grabs gun*
Hardscope - Shoot! Shoot for fuck sake end it!
Dan - *takes a shot*
Tricky - *gets a shot to the head and falls down from a high height*
*plane starts falling down as pilot killed himself*
粉丝 - Hold on Hardscope we are close to the grou-
Hardscope - *let's go of edge*
Dan - Noooooooo!

- on the ground -
Jade - *Checks Hardscope* he is OK.
Hooffman - Thanks God.
Ghost - Sorry sir we didn't have 你 information about our movement *salutes to Dan*
Dan - It's alright 你 saved my ass.
Shadow - We found Tricky dead body. He is down.
Jade - Hardscope will begin coma but he is fine.

And so the war came to the end. GlobeX without a Leader was crushed and their legacy ended. The war took 32 days. But did GlobeX...

...we're exterminated in a whole?

To Be Continued?

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On The Block Episode 8 Part 6

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Aina was 写作 down a 圣诞节 list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the 下一个 episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like 你 during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
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On The Block Episode 8 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Audience: *Laughing*
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On The Block Episode 7 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

屁股屁股 Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the 屁股屁股 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 由 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

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Saten Twist Adventures. Episode 10.. Part 2

posted by Canada24

AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 你 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 你 your whole life.
Saten: 你 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 你 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 你 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 你 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 你 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 你 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..

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On The Block Episode 5 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

彩虹 Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, 彩虹 Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi 彩虹 Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't 你 see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are 你 going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

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Crystal Gleam Vs. Rarity

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My Little Reviews:Rainbow Rocks

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 68 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks 展示 up 下一个 to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to 显示 up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted 更多 weapons.
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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 8

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Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
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Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: 你 know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give 你 another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
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The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 65 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bulstrode

Date: January 12, 1957
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Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
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Ponies On The Rails Episode 63 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these 贡多拉, 吊船 freight cars were pushed 由 Coffee Creme in her engine.

Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

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They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

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Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
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Ponies On The Rails Episode 62 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

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And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
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But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a 梨 instead of apple.
Choosing death if an 橙子, 橙色或者 a 香蕉 were her only 食物 opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her 苹果 cider..

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Blue Fedora's Story 3

posted by AquaMarine6663

Blue Fedora was waiting outside the 商店 for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

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If found, please 报道 to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be 阅读 free 小狗 posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" 说 Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
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Ponies On The Rails Episode 60 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian 小马 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored 由 Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

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Starring...

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