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posted by SomeoneButNoone
斯莱什 - *enters house* ... Silent... Heh...

Ace - *comes to office* Oh boss.
Boss - 嘿 there Ace.
Ace - H-hi.
Boss - Hm? Something's on your mind... Say it.
Ace - Well it's about... 斯莱什 life.


Episode 2
The 狐狸 Killer



Boss - I guess. I will tell you...

5 Years Ago.

斯莱什 - I'm back!
Greenleaf - Hi there bro!

-It was 3 years after they moved away from their abusive parents. 斯莱什 was ace detective for 1 年 then-

斯莱什 - Oh? 你 got better at cooking.
Greenleaf - I watched some TV.
斯莱什 - Hmm.. *pats her on head* Good girl.

-He used to smile alot back in the days until.-

Nightwalker - Yo. *drops files*
斯莱什 - Hm?
Nightwalker - Another so called 由 你 狐狸 Killer.
斯莱什 - 6th in the week.
Nightwalker - Mhm..

-He calculated everything. Somepony else was always acused and framed from group of 老友记 this 小马 killed. He calculated that there will be 6 main murders and last one will be 发布 as suicide. The first one - seventh was just a warning. In the end he forgot that the group of Ponies being killed hangs out with his sister.-

斯莱什 - *drinks coffee*
Nightwalker - 你 still up?
斯莱什 - Have to find out this guy...
Nightwalker - Yo, apparently there was one 更多 小马 in their group...
斯莱什 - Hmm... *writes down names* And then *starts crossing words* No... No way *wstands up and starts running*
Nightwalker - What's with hi- huh...

-He crossed words Greenleaf - 23:40. It already was 00:30. He was too late-

斯莱什 - *bursts doors open* GREENLEAF!

-She was already hanging from cealing.-

斯莱什 - No... No... NOOOOOOO! *starts crying* no... It can't be... It's a joke... Right Greenleaf... Why... Me..........

-present time-

Boss - Since that time he kept to his 心 that he will find the Killer and personally execute him. Not even arrest. Honestly he don't care about living anymore. He left his hope long time ago.
Ace - How do we know this is real deal?
Boss - Same methods. And 斯莱什 is unable to calculate his movements. It's rare at this. This guy have hard time living 你 know. He still lives in the same apartment, he have to take medicine to sleep without nightmares.
Ace - uh...
Boss - Don't bother. It's useless to help him.
Ace - What?
Boss - Don't 你 feel it that...
Ace - ...he will kill himself when he will find the 狐狸 Killer.
Boss - Possibly 展示 off that he should die at that time.
Ace - Idiot...
Boss - 更多 of a depressed Fool. This kid have PTSD because of that. Just leave him as he is now.



-
下一个 day
-

Ace - Yo Boss.
斯莱什 - Shut up *takes a cigarette out*
Ace - Don't smoke so much geez.
斯莱什 - Tch.
Ace - So what we do.
斯莱什 - Observe as world pass us by. We will 移动 when it will stop.
Ace - Poetic.
斯莱什 - Heh. Anyway I wi-
??? - I heard your sister Killer is out again.
斯莱什 - *cigarette falls out from his mouth* Midnight.
Midnight - Don't be so hard on yourself.
斯莱什 - What do 你 know. 你 barley saved your father while I 迷失 everything...
Midnight - I saved him because of you-
Shadow - Shut up! Because of this I forgot about her and... And... It was too soon... Just... She could live up to her 18 birthday in 1 week. So why... Why I chosed an old guy but not her. *turns to her with tears* Explain to me. Why my calculations failed at that time!
Midnight - *hugs him* don't call your assumptions an calculations.
斯莱什 - I'm... Why... When...
Midnight - Shhh... It's okay.
斯莱什 - *backs off*
Midnight - Listien. I want to help 你 I'm a detective too now and-
斯莱什 - I don't need your help.
Midnight - 你 don't work alone now 你 have Ace so-
斯莱什 - They put me up with this useless idiot. Anyone can descent into darkness of this world and- *phone call* l
Ace - Hm?
斯莱什 - Another murder? PinkiePie this time... *hangs up* ... I guess I will use 你 now.





To Be Continued.
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posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there 你 are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on 最佳, 返回页首 of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on 最佳, 返回页首 of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit 由 signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. 皇后乐队 Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we 加入 them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do 你 have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... 你 was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your 屁股 soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : 你 right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until 你 all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. 你 opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until 你 all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen 由 Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no 你 don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are 你 kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to 移动 but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 你 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 小马
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 你 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 你 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 你 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will 显示 你 them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 秒 story of 灰姑娘 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 你 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 日 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 或者 just relaxing their 日 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 更多 often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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