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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aqua Marine was sitting inside a building, in front of a new desk, when Blue Fedora walked up to her.

Aqua: I trust 你 got the weapons out of the car.
Blue Fedora: What do 你 think was in those bags I teleported into my grip when we flew out of that car? Of course I have the weapons.
Aqua: We're going to make another visit in Canterlot, to find 更多 weapons. In the meantime, lay low in here.
Blue Fedora: Sure, I can do that. Or, I have a better idea. How about, I teleport into a city far away from here, and actually enjoy myself?
Aqua: What about me? We're in this together.
Blue Fedora: I'll come back for 你 tomorrow when it's time to go get the weapons.
Aqua: No. 你 stay here with me. If 你 can teleport yourself with that magic of yours, 你 can use it to make good things appear. Make a flat screen TV appear with a PS4, 或者 an XBox 1, and get a few video games to play.
Blue Fedora: Whatever. What's the plan for getting those weapons?
Aqua: That will be discussed tomorrow. That way, you'll have it fresh in your head.

Later, Dan was driving his car with Andy, and Mercedes. They pulled over a Porsche 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 for speeding.

Mercedes: *Gets out of the car, and goes to talk to the driver*
Andy: *On the radio* Y7, give us what 你 know about a Porsche 911 with the license plate, Edward, 9, 1, Zebra, Union, Ida.
Mercedes: *Talking to the driver of the Porsche* Excuse me sir, can I see your driver's license, and registration?
小马 994: *Getting out his driver's license, and registration* Are 你 even a real cop?
Mercedes: *Shows her badge* Me, and my partners are in the detective division, undercover, for the Gran Turismo Police Department.
小马 994: Okay. *Gives Mercedes his license, and registration*
Mercedes: *Walks over to Andy* What did Dispatch tell 你 about the car?
Andy: The license plate was just put on there yesterday, and there's no flags.
Mercedes: Thank you. *Walks back to the Porsche* Okay. *Gives the driver his license, and registration back* Watch your speed 下一个 time, okay? *Gives the 小马 a thirty dollar ticket*
小马 994: Yes ma'am.
Mercedes: Whenever you're ready, get going, and drive safely. *Walks back to Dan's car*
小马 994: *Driving away*

When Mercedes got into the car, Andy was talking on the radio

Andy: Y7, there's a 小马 carrying a brown paper bag, looking suspicious. I'm gonna go check it out.
Dispatch: Ten-4 Y7.
Andy: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards a 小马 carrying a brown bag*
Mercedes: What's going on?
Dan: See that 小马 who got out of that house? We think he's either carrying drugs, 或者 weapons inside that bag.
Andy: *Gets in front of the pony, 展示 his badge* Hi sir, how are 你 doing? Mind if I take a look inside that bag?
小马 38: Buzz off. *Passes Andy*
Andy: Hey!! *Pulls out his gun* Stop right there!
小马 38: *Running away*
Andy: *Shoots the pony*

He dropped his bag, and several apples fell out, along with a carrot, and a PS2 controller

Andy: Uh oh.

Captain Jefferson was not pleased at all.

Captain Jefferson: So 你 had a suspicion that somepony was carrying something illegal, I get that, but the actions 你 took are inexcusable.
Andy: I'm sorry sir.
Captain Jefferson: 你 don't shoot anyone unless they open 火, 消防 on you. What are 你 going to do, if Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine come in here? They don't start anything, yet 你 know they're guilty. What do 你 do if they do nothing?

The three ponies stayed silent.

Captain Jefferson: Maybe it would be best if 你 butt out of that case.
Dan: But sir-
Captain Jefferson: I don't want to risk having 你 guys do anything wrong. I'm letting the others take care of it.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few 分钟 later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another 小马 named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Frank
Frank
Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do 你 want?
Der Cheif: The money 你 偷了 from me!
Con: It's not stealing if 你 win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so 你 gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...
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 Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.
Shredder, singer, and guitarist of Green Hay.
Dash made it up to me 由 making out with me, then we went to a Green 干草 concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause 你 talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all 你 do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all 你 like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...
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When the troops saw that there was one loss. their leader, General Sky Night, wanted a remedy in the air since most Pegasi were having conflicts at the time. The General thought that if air balloons have been used for travel, the Ponyville military should find new air machines that could be used for battles. Pin tail and Green Flame were excited when they heard about the general's idea. Both the scout and infantry 小马 had joy 展示 on their faces and wanted to begin immediately on the inventions....
We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith 更多 unicorns.

Vinyl Scratch: Where are 你 taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once 你 get the train across the bridge.
Rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: 由 derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?...
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"I can't believe it is 圣诞节 Eve,YAY! I can't wait to decorate your house,Cotton Swirls!"said Azura Alor. "We can go decorate right now,let's go!"said Cotton Swirls. When they all arrive at a her house,they started taking out all of the 圣诞节 decorations. "We should decorate tommorrow,you know. Because...it is 圣诞节 tommorrow."says 苹果白兰地 as she looks around the room. "I do not think that is a very good idea,since 圣诞节 Eve today."said Score Heights.

Meari Otenbasan saw a video game console so she ran to it as fast as she can. "Hey,Score Heights! I found some Video Games!"she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"About time." Dash 说 very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's 老友记 were the car ran out of gas. "I've got 更多 gas in the trunk." I 说 going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" 彩虹 Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 morning, I woke up to see 彩虹 Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to 彩虹 dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave 彩虹 Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet 苹果 Acres. I notice Applebloom with her 老友记 Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me 问题 about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is...
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So, I think it's pretty clear what this is going to be about 由 阅读 the title, but I have to get it out. Have to tell 你 guys.
So, when I first watched the 显示 my life was great! I loved it anyway. But soon as I got less into it, my life started to get plain and dull. I got trapped into the hopelessness that 你 feel when you're depressed. I wrote about how I felt, I thought about telling people, but I couldn't I was afraid everyone would see me as some freak.
I started becoming really quiet everywhere. I went to school and did my work. Not getting into anyone's business and not even bothering...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: 嘿 pinkie pie
Pinkie: discord oh no u won't fool me this time!
Discord: Remember how u were when u were a filly sad and no smiling!
Pinkie: yeah and why do u ask!!
Discord: well maybe u will like to be a filly again 或者 maybe forever!!! (makes pinkie pie a filly)
filly pinkie: hey!!!!
Discord: ur time is running out!!!!! (evil laughing)
............................................................................... discord; 嘿 苹果白兰地 take this (makes 苹果白兰地 a filly)

to be continued..........
posted by Grimms-Dragon
This is my first attempt so please 熊 with me. Please read, review, and enjoy.

GRIDLOCKED
BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I watched 你 walk away
Hopeless, with nothing left to say
I strain my eyes
Hoping to see 你 again

-My Curse 由 Killswitch Engage

CHAPTER ONE: MUSINGS ON A GEMSTONE

Spike gnawed at the gemstone that he had been sent as an anonymous present. He had been suspicious of the present when he received it but he was overjoyed to see a stone inside. With his sharp little teeth at work now, trying to break piece off. It taste extremely sweet but it was extremely hard. He had of course wondered...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 5

Discord's Dream Machine

We begin at Discord's base of operations, where he rebuilt Celestia's old 城堡 in the everfree forest, for himself.

Screwball: I got something important to tell you.
Discord: Well spit it out! I can't wait all day.
Screwball: 彩虹 Dash has a friend making this...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ahem.
Before 你 say "Bats is an awesome episode," yes, I know it is. It's beautifully animated and has a decent plot, plus a really good song. I don't hate it, but there's a few little things. I also loved Fluttershy being a vampire/bat. But it's only how the Mane 6,minus Fluttershy, acted that pissed me off. And this is only for the first part of the episode. (I didn't really care after the song) Now, without further ado, let's hear my thoughts.

3. Twilight Sparkle. Seriously, "Princess" Twilight, you're being a total jerk. Why not settle the argument 由 just simply TALKING it out? Why not...
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Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese 小马 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese 小马 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do 你 want to know?
Japanese 小马 35: We want to know arr about why 你 have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose 老友记 with Discord, and he doesn't 《绿箭侠》 anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like 你 guys, with death, slavery, and violence....
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added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, 谷歌
I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean:...
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While me, and 苹果白兰地 were in the cooler, the other prisoners met 由 one of the huts.

Sigmund: These guys mean business.
Volk: They really showed us who's boss.
Pablo: It's only the first 日 Volk, relax.

Suddenly, two cars showed up 由 the entrance to the camp. In one car, was three Nazis, and the other one had two changelings, and a pony.

Shredder: *Looking at cars*
Jade: Don't pay too much attention, they'll notice us.
Sacred Symphony: I'll go tell the princess. *Walks into hut*

Inside Gilda's office

Gilda: *Signing papers*
Changelings, and Nazis: *walk in*
Queen Chrysalis: *Puts suitcase on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the 小马 Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to 加入 their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend 彩虹 Dash. They were sleeping when this all happened.

Nazi pilots: *flying...
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