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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked 由 those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but 嘿 I won't give 你 any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so 你 can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are 你 helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel 你 will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - 显示 yourself and stop using radio 你 are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still 最佳, 返回页首 wanted and I don't want to 显示 myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy 《金装律师》 ammo and orther things 你 need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. 你 will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where 你 want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief 你 in. 你 are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of 金牌 recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of 你 will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get inside, in 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 explode the titanium 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and get the gold, anything else 你 are getting for yourself if 你 want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone 移动 或者 we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them 你 can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
小马 - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 分钟 later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your 屁股 speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, 你 and 你 with kid go with me *goes to 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters 拱顶, 保险库, 跳马 and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told 你 small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the 面包车, 范 come on!
FI - Nice 你 go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



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Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn’t move. She couldn’t see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the 小马 from the bakery appeared in front of her.
    
“Hi!” she giggled.
    
“Where am I, what’s going on?” The frightened little filly asked.
    “Oh, well, 你 see, your number came up and I gotta make cupcakes.” Pinkie explained
    “W…wha…what does that mean? What are 你 talking about?”
    
“Oh, nothing. I wouldn’t...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Welcome to my review series! I guess reviews are just restating what happened and what I thought about it, so here 你 are.
Now, let's start off with one of my least 最喜爱的 episodes: Bats. Lets 星, 星级 off with-I don't want to dislike this episode. In fact, just read this comic below.
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 Bats! Without Pointless Drama
Bats! Without Pointless Drama

It's even 更多 reasonable because Fluttershy is the animal expert, and even though this is her first 水果 bat encounter, she knows what's best for animals. But, then, let's 移动 on to the episode.

So, it starts out as 苹果白兰地 waits until sunrise,...
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Fluttershy's pov

The six of us stared in shock the place where Discord once stood was now empty, not even a statue of the draconequus. My 心 began to race and my thoughts were flying. I was about to speak when Pinkie Pie asked

"We didn't umm kill him did we?"

"No the elements powers don't destroy" stated Twilight

I started to breath again not knowing that I had been holding my breath the whole time. We quickly went to see Princess Celestia and tell her what happened

"It's seems that Discord ran." she stated

"So Dipcord is a fucking coward and out there somewhere doing who knows what" yelled Rainbow...
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