小马宝莉 Article: Guy Part 11

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They 日 of The farewell February party.

Song: link

Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
小马 77: Hello 你 two. Did 你 arrive in one car, 或者 two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
小马 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side 由 side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* 嘿 ladies. 你 like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a 篮球 from the bucket 下一个 to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: 你 know what else is nice?
Guy: 嘿 Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well 你 kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.

Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.

Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. 你 just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, 你 okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. 你 barely did anything.
Rio: What are 你 saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying 你 blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.

2 B Continued

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 7
The Crimson Dance part 2

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"The gods already have left us alone"
Thanathos - *pokes Darkness senseless body*
Dan - He is dead Hahaha... Nos your time!
Thanathos - There is problem *looks on Dan* do 你 think something like him can be killed with steel?
Darkness - *wstands up*
Dan - But... I stabbed his heart...
Lightning - He have two of them... A 小马 one and Demon one...
Thanathos - Side note three, I am considered Core of his powers so untill 你 kill a god 你 won't stop him.
Dan - Tch...
Darkness - *looks on Dan without face expression*
Thanathos - He isn't himself anymore... He is a machine...

MLP Crossover

added by windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry, and Adrenaline stopped at the Don's house.

Larry: *Knocks three times*
Don Castalini: *Opens the door* What's up?
Larry: We need to talk.
Don Castalini: Okay. Come in.
Larry: *Walks into the house with Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: Rudolph, we have guests!
Rudolph: *In the kitchen* The hors d'oeuvres are set. I'll bring them to 你 in the living room.
Don Castalini: Thanks Rudolph.

In the living room

Don Castalini: So what is it?
Rudolph: *Brings in chips with salsa, and a bottle of champagne from 1933*
Adrenaline: Oh, this looks pretty fancy.
Don Castalini: I know. What do 你 want to talk...

糖果 Sunshine's tale

posted by Aph-Finland

Candy Sunshine

at Alicorn City, there is a young 小马 named 糖果 Sunshine. her mother Gem Sunshine wanted her to see the land of Equestria and every 小马 there. when she got on the train her mother was crying tears of joy and waving her hoof in the air. meanwhile at PonyVille, Every 小马 was trotting and flying in ponyville. the mane 6 was standing 下一个 to the train station. they knew a train was not coming to pick them up to go to Canter-lot because it was early in the morning and the train driver might still be sleeping. "the train is not coming every pony" Twilight said. every 小马 started to be sad....

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 5

Friends till the (bloody) end.

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Being freed 由 Equestrian agent and 给 direct orders to eliminate Dan himself. On paper it was easy...
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-00:65
-Helicopter
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Pilot - Time for 你 kids good luck.
Lightning - aye... deploy.

-ground level, Shadowknight castle-

Bluewave - Isn't that too easy?
Darkness - *looks up on Castle* hm.
Thanathos - I sense alot of Ponies inside armed...
Lightning - They expect us...
Whiteheart - Is it all coming down to this...
Darkness - Tch... We can't back off now *smiles to everyone*
Lightning - An infamous Killer Darkness can smile? *laughs*
Whiteheart - Let's go....

The 小马 Hamsterdance

added by Seanthehedgehog

The video starts off with my three 最喜爱的 ponies.

video

my

magic

friendship

彩虹 dash

is

fluttershy

my little 小马

小马宝莉

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Dan Rants. Episode 2 : The Troll Drama, Stupidity overload and some anime.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will 移动更多 because of my not typical work. May 移动 soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The 潮流粉丝俱乐部 Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...

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the My Little 小马 main character countdown results

posted by Windrises

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The 显示 has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.

here are the results:

7. Pinkie Pie

It appears people (including me) have 迷失 their 爱情 for the comedy relief pony.

6. Spike

Although he does have several 粉丝 his 粉丝 base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.

5. 苹果白兰地

She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.

4. 彩虹 Dash

Considered to be great for her coolness.

3. Rarity

Considered to be funny.

2. Fluttershy

Beloved 由 the 粉丝 base for being adorable.

1. Twilight Sparkle

Usually not the 粉丝 favorite, but she won this time.

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The 最佳, 返回页首 greatest MLP fanfics I ever read, are also the most heartbreaking ones

posted by Canada24

#1: ROCKET TO INSANITY (long verison):
Dash is traumatized 由 these constant dreams of Pinkie killing her in the events of Cupcakes.
But her refusal to talk about causes her to lose control of what's real and what's fake.
One 日 Pinkie offers her cupcakes, unaware of the horrifying dreams, and Dash. Believing this to be another nightmare murders Pinkie.
The level of remorse and trama causes the remainder of Dash's sanity to fall and she soon turns into a full out killer.
Kills most of the main six.
And it could of been prevented if she opened up a bit more.
Sad..

#2: TOO LATE:
Dash fails to save...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 102 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed 由 Sean and 彩虹 Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the 小马 Alliance.
Nazi: What do 你 want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. 你 are our leader.
Eggman: I want 你 to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, 或者 just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do 你 want us to do?
Eggman: Make 更多 tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 99 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I 爱情 it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank 你 for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...

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i have returned with pictures of 马

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Source: dennybutt

On The Block Episode 24 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: 你 know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't 你 just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? 你 didn't really have to carry me....

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Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

CHiPs Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Arthur Grossman

At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was 展示 everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did 你 get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the 街, 街道 from the train station. I 爱情 this thing.
Frank: 你 better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see 你 hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 1

posted by Canada24

Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 更多 time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 更多 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 更多 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 彩虹 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...

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Don't Eat 纸杯蛋糕 On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash's car

Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want...