小马宝莉 Article: Guy Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, 下一个 to a big window, where no one could hear them.

Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do 你 think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do 你 think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have 你 seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?

Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.

Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I 秒 that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.

Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.

When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.

Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* 嘿 Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking 太空 in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.

2 B Continued

Guy's car

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Little Strongheart

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Sad MLP 照片

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Shy Circumstances.

posted by BlackPetals

I am amazed. About to be two sad stories out of five in one day. Once again, Song is Rise 由 Skillet. Also I made a 论坛 thing. so you're welcome to check that out. On with the story. This time, Shy dies. I don't even know how I'm gonna write this... Shy, too, takes her life. I have warned. 你 should listen, if 你 don't wish to hear how Shy kicks her bucket. Super super short. Imagination stores running low.

Rainbow Dash was gone. Spike and Twilight were gone. Who was next? When would it end? The answer was plain to see, if one looked in the right place. Fluttershy had taken to wearing strips...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to 超能英雄 that was chosen 由 higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those 《勇敢传说》 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired 由 many. As a selector I...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - 嘿 Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- 嘿 don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E3 part 5

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and 你 weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until 下一个 week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see 你 all again!

Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everyone in the 小马 Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's 显示 them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* 你 sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, 你 killed five of the guards, and 你 don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting 下一个 to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Granny Smith: 你 ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're 你 doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of 干草 from you? I forgot to stock up on 食物 for Angel, and 你 do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...

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Ponies!

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I hate country music.

posted by mariofan14

To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I 爱情 to drink me some 啤酒 and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I 爱情 my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock 或者 rap?

I just hate country music, and if 你 like it, don't send me hate.

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Awesome 小马 pics

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Awesome 小马 pics

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Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon got Case Cracker, and 链, 链轮 back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, 你 got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need 你 to get over to 湾 Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the 湾 Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

下一个 morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants 你 to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. 你 could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case 饼干 behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* 你 told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it 或者 not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are 你 going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get 你 anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight 分钟 later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store...