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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house 下一个 to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the 钟, 贝尔 being rung.

Tim: Guess that 答案 my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes her Jetta into the Honda*
Chrysler Pony: *Crashes into the Volkswagen, then gets hit 由 a Toyota*
Pony: *Gets out of her Mitsubishi, and looks at the damage*

The 小马 in the Mitsubishi was Suzanne.

Stop the song

下一个 morning, Suzanne went to complain to Captain Jefferson.

Suzanne: Malpaso Avenue has too many deer running across from both sides. Something has to be done!
Captain Jefferson: Look, you've come to the wrong area. The Road Department is who you're after.
Suzanne: Thank you. *Walks away*
Tim: *Passing the Captain* Morning Captain.
Captain Jefferson: Not for me. I had some 交叉, 十字架 eyed idiot complain to me about deer on Malpaso Avenue.
Tim: About that, can I speak to 你 in your office?
Captain Jefferson: Sure. *Walks with Tim into his office, and locks the door* Okay, about Malpaso Avenue's deer problem. What's up?
Tim: We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
Captain Jefferson: Who 说 I was ignoring it?
Tim: They've been here for four weeks, and nopony has done anything about it. Hundreds of ponies are risking their lives out there, and 更多 than half of them are unfortunate to damage their cars 由 hitting the deer, and if that's not enough, they could also wreck someone else's car. Not to mention, kill them.
Captain Jefferson: Tim, 你 and I both know that we can't do anything about it. That's the Road Department's job. I sent a message to them three days ago, but they haven't replied.
Tim: Send them another message. Maybe they didn't get the first one.
Captain Jefferson: I'll try that. Say, don't 你 have to go to patrol with Julia?
Tim: Yeah, I'm going right now. *Runs out of the building*

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* 你 sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are 你 talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 你 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 你 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 由 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help 你 with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican 小马 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican 小马 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, 你 have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed 由 the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting 下一个 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 你 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 日 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 你 think of Gordon's actions when he told 你 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 你 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 你 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 由 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 你 say surprised, do 你 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 或者 just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling 更多 coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is 更多 like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the 小马 Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a 太空 station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: 嘿 you. Are 你 Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do 你 want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What 你 just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please 火, 消防 me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't 火, 消防 you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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