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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sky was starting to turn dark as 彩虹 Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought 更多 guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back 由 now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell 你 A,J, but, I think your friend-
彩虹 Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are 你 okay?
彩虹 Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is she talking about?
彩虹 Dash: Oops. Did I say that outloud?
Applejack: It's a bit complicated to talk about, but what happened was, that we met up with two stallions named Flim, and Flam. They had this certain type of gem that teleports 你 into a 随意 location, while also taking 你 into the past.
Rarity: This has happened to us three times so far.
彩虹 Dash: The first time, we were in the 1700's.
Rarity: And the 秒 time, we were with pirates in the start of the 19th century.
Applejack: And we're back in the same century, but this time in the wild west.
Pierce: That's really what they call this place? The wild west?
Rarity: Yes.
Pierce: Lame.
Harry: So Applejack, and Rarity told us about how 你 got taken away.
彩虹 Dash: 你 wanna know how I got back?

While 彩虹 Dash was explaining her duel with Flim, Flam went back to The 金牌 Gunslinger.

Tom & Oddjob: *Loading a wagon with guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: Let's go. A little faster por favor!
T.G.G: I ain't happy with your slow progress.
Flam: Slow, and steady wins the race.
T.G.G: That's true, if you're going against turtles!
Flam: Well, my brother still hasn't returned. I think he may have found them.
T.G.G: Those two stallions must be found. They broke a very important law in my city.
Flam: What law did they break?
T.G.G: They left.
Flam: They left? 你 mean it's illegal for ponies to leave this town? How are we going to get out of here?
T.G.G: Silence!! Tomorrow, 你 will look for those two stallions again. This time, I'll send Tom Foolery, and Jebediah Turner to go with you. 你 must find them!

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case 饼干 were thinking about what to do next. They had no 更多 work, and had the rest of the 日 off.

Gordon: So, what do 你 want to do, now that we've got the rest of the 日 off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about 你 and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes 纸杯蛋糕 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets 你 into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
added by tinkerbell66799
Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my 最喜爱的 death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't 报道 it though..

SOME TIME THE 下一个 DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: 你 shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did 你 do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY 更多 interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: 你 think 你 speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? 你 don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure 你 that no 更多 rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in 秒 place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my 秒 文章 here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that 你 look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an 文章 of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, DeviantArt
Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing 你 too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* 你 look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her 毛皮 或者 whatever 马 have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: 由 the way. 你 ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: 你 gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told 你 that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat 你 in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. 你 说 你 wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD
At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see 你 now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do 你 know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an 小时 after we got married....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart