posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.
Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help 你 take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: 你 mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up 由 tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work.
Ponies: *Leaving Pete's office*
Metal Gloss: So, what are we doing today?
Hawkeye: *Gets onto the station platform with Metal Gloss* Waiting for our train.
Railroad 小马 53: *Driving a passenger train, and stops it at the station platform*
Hawkeye: *Walks with Metal Gloss to the engine*
Railroad 小马 53: *Climbing down from the cab* 嘿 你 two.
Hawkeye: Where is this train heading?
Railroad 小马 53: Omaha.
Hawkeye: It'll be nice to see that town again. *Climbs into the engine with Metal Gloss. They 吻乐队（Kiss） each other*
Metal Gloss: Oh Pierce. You're making me go wild.
Hawkeye: That's what I'm here for. *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* To make 你 go wild, and 爱情 every 分钟 of it.
Conductor: All aboard!!
Hawkeye: But sometimes, that has to wait. *Blows the horn twice* Business before pleasure. *Drives the train*
Metal Gloss: We can always do that at home.
Hawkeye: What do 你 think of the games that Pete has lined up for us tomorrow?
Metal Gloss: It sounds fun, and entertaining. I can't wait to take part in it.
Hawkeye: I'm thinking the same thing.
And in the yards
Nicole: *Slowly pushing freight cars over the hump, using four switchers*
Mike: *Uncoupling freight cars, watching them go over the hump*
Dan: Mike 你 weren't supposed to have that tanker coupled up to the boxcars.
Mike: Oh shit!
Dan: Stop the train Nicole!!
Nicole: *Stops* What is it?
Dan: Mike fucked up.
Nicole: Ugh. What else is new?
Mirage: *In another switcher in the yards, moving the box cars away from the tanker*
Dan: We really could use some of those games Pete told us about. We're screwing up left, and right.
Mike: Not me. I haven't done that at all today.
Dan: *Annoyed* Do 你 know what it means to screw up?
Mike: Yes. It means-, uuhhhh. I forgot.
Dan: 你 dumb bastard.
2 B Continued