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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great 超能英雄 of Equestria... Hahahaha... 你 are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without 你 they won't do much...


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Cell number 54
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Darkness - We got destroyed... Slaughtered...
Bluewave - ...
Darkness - I don't know much about you.
Bluewave - I don't like to say sad stories. Tell me yours first then I may tell mine.

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Darkness and Lightning Arc
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We were born as brothers from same mother but got abducted 由 Equestrian Laboratories to test new technologies. Simply named S-1 and S-2 we lived there for long time. As for me I met an mare. She was scientist taking care of me. One 日 the facility was attacked 由 noble Demon - The Princess. She took the mare I was taking as my mother and told me. "If 你 want her back defeat Demon King". After that she went missing. But king holder her word. I escapes facility and started killing for power. I failed. The mare was killed on my eyes and I got forced to 加入 Demon Army. Then I met Blackshadow.

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Darkness - That is pretty much it. And you.
Bluewave - *sigh* alright.

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Bluewave Arc.
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I was born in poor family that couldn't afford my schooling. My dad always was coming back angry from job and beat my mom and me. Everything changed when someone in my age in white mask killed my dad. He 说 only " It'll be fine now" and left. After that sir Lightning came to town and took me and my mother to the academy.

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Darkness - That was you...
Bluewave - 你 were the 小马 in mask!
Darkness - apparently, all I remember is scared mare... My mind feel strange...

Radio - Equestrians to arms! Ponyville is the last defend line aginst Vexolian Empire please stand 由 for 更多 information.


??? - Da... *shoots Guards*
Darkness - hm?
Dimitri - Hello comrades, my name is Dimitri and I will take 你 out of here!



T.B.C
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Source: derpibooru
After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the 街, 街道 from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell 你 something.
Jeff: 你 look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if 你 don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill 你 two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 你 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 圣诞节 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 更多 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前一个 episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were 更多 writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest 都市传说 ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 has some of the greastest 粉丝 视频 and 粉丝 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know 你 spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
 "If there's anything 你 want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small 分裂, 拆分 in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her 台, 办公桌 in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that 你 enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to 加入 your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. 你 see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, 或者 else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's 更多 like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good 日 to 你 ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't 你 a little too...
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Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor