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505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do 你 copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation.
Dan - GlobeX...
Letter : Come dance dance of macabra with us! We all will help 你 out 由 killing 你 fast! Don't worry... We don't bite.
Dan - Who they think they are. Screw them proceed...


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Russia
Moscow
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Dimitri - Stupid war we can't go to Equestrian now...
Yuri - Dimitri my comrade I bet they do good so drink your 伏特加 或者 你 will become an Ice its a winter after all.
Dimitri - Yuri... Do 你 think that this war have some meaning.
Yuri - As all of those wars : stupid reasons!
Dimitri - Like?
Yuri - Money, Terrorism, Conquer.
Dimitri - Oh... Yuri 你 know thing 或者 two aye?
Yuri - Ha-ha 你 know me comrade!
Dimitri - But I feel like we should help them.
Yuri - How comrade... Because I don't know how 你 want to do it.
Dimitri - Yuri... How out a revolution...
Yuri - I have better idea... let's flee Russia.
Dimitri - How?
Yuri - Through Sibir of course! To Baltic Sea!
Dimitri - And after that?
Yuri - We go to Poland and become Russian refugees eh!
Dimitri - We can try...


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German - Italian 火, 消防 zone
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German Soldier - Raus Raus Raus!
German Captain - Why we entered this war. Ridiculous. Our government don't need this war.
German Private - We are to protect Equestrian right?
German Private #2 - Tch...




The war gets out of hand as Germans and French 加入 Equestrian side. The new threat is lurking in Equestria.


To Be Continued.



(I got the with my phone) (No Canadian racist jokes included)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling 更多 coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is 更多 like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the 小马 Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a 太空 station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: 嘿 you. Are 你 Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do 你 want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What 你 just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please 火, 消防 me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't 火, 消防 you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...
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posted by Canada24
LATER!

Ditto, Dash and 苹果白兰地 gather the rest of the main six.

But first 苹果白兰地 had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and 说 it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity 说 finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" 苹果白兰地 insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...
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posted by Canada24
Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the 下一个 to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
彩虹 Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought 你 two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have 你 two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your 老友记 back to life.
Applejack: Will 你 get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of 你 sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad 你 have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know 你 just returned, but I need 你 to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I 显示 you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want 你 to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a 小马 will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented 更多 ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years 或者 so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....
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Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do 你 want from me?
Trixie:I want 你 to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But 你 can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now 你 are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is 更多 weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't 你 dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are 你 going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with 你 again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need 你 anymore.You know what?I didn't needed 你 at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am 由 your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
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Darkness. Eerie darkness was all I could see. There was no one else around me but I felt like I was being watched.

MWAHAHAHA!

I heard a faint crazy chortling coming from above my head.

"Who's there?" I cried out loud as my voice cracked.

I couldn't see anything since it was so black. Nothing was there. Even I couldn't see myself at all.

Your worst nightmare.

Finally I could feel wind surrounding me which probably made my mane swish-swash. I was scared to death because I was the only one in that scene. Other than the mysterious monster that I heard.

I felt the monster's claw grab onto me and he...
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