Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid 由 your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's 移动 onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
颜色 OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and 你 will tell me whether 或者 not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are 你 sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
猫 AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take 牛奶 for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't 你 pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes 你 are. That is why 你 are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is 最喜爱的 Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy 音乐 began to play.
Alex: I'm sure 你 two know who the muppets are. If 你 don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* 你 should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and 你 didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever 说 that. Sean, let's see what 你 wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the 最佳, 返回页首 of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay. In first place is Sean with zero.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: How does it feel to be back?
Sean: Good, especially since I also got laid 由 your grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: ........ Okay, in last place with negative $50,000 is Shia Labeuof, and he's still wearing his I Am Not Famous Anymore bag over his face.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Take the bag off of your face please.
Shia: No. I have to let everyone know that I'm not famous anymore. I don't deserve anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Whatever. Let's 移动 onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..
POTENT POTABLES
颜色 OF THE RAINBOW
COUNT TO TEN
WEARING A DISGUISE
Alex: In this category, I will wear stuff, and 你 will tell me whether 或者 not, it's a disguise.
Sean: Are 你 sure you're not wearing one now Trebek? Because I swear that mustache comes off. Along with your d**k!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Very annoying. Moving on,
猫 AND DOGS
MILK
And finally, HOW TO TURN ON A TELEVISION
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, sadly you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Sean: I'll take 牛奶 for free! I'm not spending any money on it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: How about 200? Okay? Okay. Now the answer is, this liquid is white.
Sean: *Rings the buzzer*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: What is cum?!!?
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: no.
Sean: Well that's what your grand daughter was drinking last night!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I helped her get some.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: *Not amused* The answer was milk. Should be easy considering that it's the name of the category. Mr. Labeuof, why don't 你 pick a category?
Shia: I am not famous anymore for 2,000.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Alex: Shia, please stop.
Shia: I am not famous anymore.
Alex: Yes 你 are. That is why 你 are here.
Shia: *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well I wasn't expecting that. Let's go to final jeopardy. The category is 最喜爱的 Muppet Character.
Final jeopardy 音乐 began to play.
Alex: I'm sure 你 two know who the muppets are. If 你 don't then, you're idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Kermit the frog, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss. Piggy, anyone. Just name any of those characters, and get this over with. *Rings the bell* 你 should all be finished now. Vin Diesel, let's take a look at your podium, and 你 didn't write anything.
Vin: Well I don't like the Muppets.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's the very first time anyone ever 说 that. Sean, let's see what 你 wrote down. And, he actually drew Animal. It looks like he's playing the drums, but we can't see any drums, and we can only see the part of the drumsticks that Animal is carrying with his hands. Now, let's see your wager.
Sean drew Alex Trebek's head, and the drumsticks were hitting the 最佳, 返回页首 of Alex's head, making lots of blood, and brains come out.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Alex: uh... If I'm not mistaken, Animal is beating me to death with his drumsticks.
Sean: It's wonderful, isn't it Trebek?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn
Ever since July of last 年 my MLP collection I just getting 更多 great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
彩虹 Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st 苹果白兰地 I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 彩虹 Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
彩虹 Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
彩虹 Dash
A sparkly maned 苹果白兰地 I got at 饼干 Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an 日本动漫 store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
彩虹 Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st 苹果白兰地 I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 彩虹 Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
彩虹 Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
彩虹 Dash
A sparkly maned 苹果白兰地 I got at 饼干 Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an 日本动漫 store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth 墙 humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the 显示 deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth 墙 humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the 显示 deleted
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