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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Special guest 星, 星级 Erik Estrada as Kasey Red

Director Nick was directing a movie about police officers.

Nick: Okay, Connor, here's what's gonna happen-
Roxy: *Arrives* Sir, we're missing a camera.
Nick: Which one?
Roxy: Camera 5.
Nick: Shit. I need that camera for the movie I'm directing. It's got the most ammount of film in it, and I can't buy anymore film.
Roxy: Don't 你 have any money?
Nick: Have 你 ever tried buying film?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: How are we going to film this movie?
Nick: I'm not sure. Though I do have a hunch on who 偷了 it.

They go to the Warner Brothers movie studio.

Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Arrives with Connor, and Louis* 你 偷了 one of our cameras!
Kasey: Of course I did. What do 你 think I don't know that already?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Give it back to us.
Kasey: No way. This belongs to me now.
Connor: Not if I have anything to say about it. *Grabs a chainsaw, and turns it on, pointing it towards Kasey*
Louis: Seriously? I think 你 use those things too much.
Nick: Yeah, you're making it overrated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: It was either this, 或者 an axe.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kasey: *Runs away*
Nick: The camera is ours.
Kasey: *Returns with a gun* Guess again!

One generic fight scene later.

Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: Alright, let's start this. Rolling Downhill Scene 1, take 1, action. *Tries to film what's going on, but realizes the camera has no film* 你 must be joking!
Connor: What's wrong?
Nick: I just remembered this camera has the least amount of film. Camera 2 has the most amount.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: 你 see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do 你 think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, 你 there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a 报道 of a 小马 trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the 秒 story of 灰姑娘 II: Dreams Come True. I hope that 你 will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny 日 in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, 或者 just relaxing their 日 away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other 更多 often....
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In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the 橙子, 橙色 stallion asked. "Our 下一个 target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are 你 waiting for? Stab me if 你 can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are 你 doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, 你 are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR 老友记 but i forgive 你 now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed 你 to do 你 need any help dashy"
"ya can 你 um(looks aroud) can 你 clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back 你 must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE 你 SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are 你 okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do 你 have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do 你 need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he 说 he was. Later, Score introduced her 老友记 to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, 写作 another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made 由 Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This 显示 was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: Equestria Daily
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful 日 in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have 你 done?
Pete: You're...
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told 你 that 你 should......
Spike:Oh,why the 干草 don't 你 stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get 你 a mice hole,for 你 to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if 你 want,I can give 你 a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what 你 are passing!Do 你 have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as 你 want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
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Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't 你 the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings 你 here?.. All out of 甜甜圈 in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then 你 might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do 你 want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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This story may contain Black Comedy (the type of comedy Dead Rising uses).
So, be aware of that..

Guest staring..

Mary Sue - SeantheHedgehog.. I would give a picture at the end, but I sadly can't. I don't have a lap top,,


Big Mac was holding the crusaders hostage, but at one point had thoughts of guilt..
Scoot: (unfortunately ruining the guilt) So Big Mac... Dose your mother no your gay?
Big Mac: What!? No!
Crusaders: (all laughing) She dosen't know!
Big Mac: (getting annoyed) No.. I meant. No. I'm not gay.. Not.. No my mother Dosen't know I'm gay!
Sweetie Belle: No. It's cool.. 彩虹 Dash is also...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of 你 already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do 你 always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These 问题 are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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