(Warning: This rant contains swearing)
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 你 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 电影院 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are 你 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 蝙蝠侠 is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" 或者 "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is 蝙蝠侠 vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all 由 critics. So DC decided to put 蝙蝠侠 in the 下一个 movie, making 超人 vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - 超人 doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - 蝙蝠侠 has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do 你 know who else is going to be in the 蝙蝠侠 vs 超人 movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are 你 juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If 你 couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the 电影院 fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are 你 f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since 蝙蝠侠 is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" 或者 "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is 蝙蝠侠 vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all 由 critics. So DC decided to put 蝙蝠侠 in the 下一个 movie, making 超人 vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - 超人 doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - 蝙蝠侠 has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do 你 know who else is going to be in the 蝙蝠侠 vs 超人 movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are 你 juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why 你 should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all 你 did was 显示 up, sit down, and say "that's why 你 should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give 你 twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told 你 my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One 更多 冲床 will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued