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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 1:26 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole, and Ike got their train into the yard after driving from North Platte.

Ike: *Applies the brakes, and watches the tower as the train stops 下一个 to there* Is it me, 或者 does the tower seem different to you?
Nicole: What do 你 mean?
Ike: Look at it.
Nicole: *Looks at the tower, and sees part of it sawed off* How is it still standing?
Ike: I'm not sure, but they better fix it soon.

While they went to uncouple the engines from their train, Hawkeye walked into the yards with Metal Gloss.

Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* 你 are the sexiest mare in the entire universe.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes, and kisses Hawkeye*
Nicole: Make out scene, three o' clock.
Ike: Get back in the engine, I'll finish up here.

Then, the 小马 that 偷了 the engine parts from the beginning of this story came back. He ran into the yards with a Tommygun, and started shooting at Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.

Metal Gloss: *Screams*
Hawkeye: Stay down!
Wallace: *Shooting at everything in the yards. One of his bullets hit the part of the tower that got sawed off, and it falls down*
Snowflake: *Jumps out of the tower*
Wallace: *Sees the engine parts on a freight train, and looks at an engine coupled up to them* Hope 你 don't mind, but I'm taking your parts!!!! *Gets into the engine*
Hawkeye: NO! *Runs toward Nicole's engine*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye no! You'll get killed!

Song: link

Hawkeye: Again with this fucking music?!!? *Gets into the 秒 engine from Nicole's train*
Wallace: *Exits the yards* No one is following me. *Laughs* This is easy. *Stops laughing when he sees an engine following him* Ooh.
Hawkeye: *Sees Wallace not far ahead of him*
Wallace: *Reloads his Tommygun*
Hawkeye: *Grabs a shotgun from under his seat*
Wallace: *Shoots three bullets, but Hawkeye is too far away*
Hawkeye: *Getting closer, and fires one shot at Wallace. He hits the engine Wallace is driving*
Wallace: *Shooting the front of Hawkeye's engine*
Hawkeye: *Shoots a window on Wallace's engine*
Wallace: *Shooting at Hawkeye, but he is taking cover*
Hawkeye: *Shoots the gun out of Wallace's hooves*
Wallace: *Watches the gun fall out of the train*
Hawkeye: *Sees a switch in front of him, and his engine gets in front of Wallace's train*
Wallace: *Increases the speed of his train*
Hawkeye: *Applies the brakes, and climbs on 最佳, 返回页首 of his engine*
Wallace: Why are we slowing down?!
Hawkeye: *Gets inside of Wallace's engine* 你 fucked with the wrong railroad asshole!
Wallace: *Punches Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train, and kicks Wallace outside*

The song fades away as Hawkeye jumps down from the train, landing 下一个 to Wallace.

Hawkeye: Alright wiseguy, *Makes Wallace stand up, and pushes him onto the train* Talk!!
Wallace: *Stays silent*
Hawkeye: TALK!!!
Wallace: I needed the money. *Grabs a revolver, and points it at Pierce* Where's your shotgun?
Hawkeye: Inside the train. 你 weren't armed.. Until now.
Wallace: And now-
Hawkeye: *Punches Wallace*
Wallace: *Falls down unconscious*
Hawkeye: Let the cops deal with you. *Gets into the train, and drives it back to the yards*

The song starts to play from the beginning again.

Hawkeye: Whoever provided the 音乐 for this story, I'm going to kill them!!!!!

Stop the song, for this is..

The End
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你 may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right 下一个 to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over 由 the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail 或者 will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My 心 is pure (her 心 is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
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"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna 说 to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" 火, 消防 dash 说 to his sister
"Do 你 want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and 火, 消防 dash immediately jumped out of 床, 床上 and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, 火, 消防 dash used his 火, 消防 snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created 由 prince 火, 消防 dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and 说 with a laugh "why didn't 你 two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 由 behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
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