posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass 由 me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.
Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding 由 a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give 你 permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security 小马 with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want 你 to stab every other 小马 working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a 箱, 板条箱 out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as 你 can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once 你 finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* 你 gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: 你 were drugged 由 ISIS. It seems, that 你 turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security 小马 all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.
Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will 你 shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated 由 now.
Duublar: 你 didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: 你 had a weapon to. Why didn't 你 shoot him? I'll tell 你 what. Since this is the very first time 你 screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send 你 reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: 你 want me to pay 你 to get reinforcements, and 更多 of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?
2 B Continued