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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This

Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* 你 don't have to shout. We can hear you!
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.

MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want 你 to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.

Then a song turned on: link

Twilight: Man, 移动 out of the f**king way 你 dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: 你 better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*

Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.

Master Sword: This is not all about 你 Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.

CBS Studios, Manehattan.

News Pony: What's 下一个 on our news lineup?
News 小马 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll 显示 some footage of some ponies being raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
News 小马 2: Then we'll 移动 on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO 你 WON'T!
Audience: *Clapping*
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a 小马 that will kill 你 all if 你 don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News 小马 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else 你 want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope 你 enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.

2 B Continued

Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Hello fellows


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"La dee la dee da!" Pinkie Pie sang as she bounced her happy way through Ponyville one morning.She was so happy to find out what she had in store to do today.She imagined the fun she was going to have with everything she had planned.But,wait a minute,she thought.I DON'T have anything planned today!Pinkie Pie stopped bouncing.To her,this was nothing to be happy about.
Oh!This is terrible!she thought to herself.How could I not have anything planned to do today?I didn't plan a playdate,a party,or anything!Pinkie Pie started to panic when suddenly she looked over and saw Fluttershy in the distance,helping...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible 或者 baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a 小马 that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.

I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little 小马 或者 Hasbro has come up with, to me.

I expected 更多 in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third 最喜爱的 小马 out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode 由 making Flutterbitch return again.

In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
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"Now, can anyone tell me how a Sonic Rainboom is made? Anyone? Fluttershy. Would 你 like to try?"

I snapped back to reality after my beautiful daydream. Looking around, everypony was staring right at me. I hid behind my 粉, 粉色 mane and squeaked.

"C-Could y-you r-repeat th-the q-question, M-Mr. S-Skyhigh?" I mumbled, my voice barely audible than usual.

"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

I paused for a moment. I was about to answer his 问题 until I heard a, "Ooh! Me! Me!"

A few desks behind me was 彩虹 Dash, the most 流行的 filly in Junior Speedster Flight Camp. She was waving her hoof around...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Applejack

Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As 苹果白兰地 tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. 苹果白兰地 says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught 由 彩虹 Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized 由 her 金牌 项链 with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.

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Honesty


Fluttershy

Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
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