Oh man, THIS story. I have gotten messages from people telling me to review this one MLP story. I’m not kidding. Hell, even a regular on this club, whose name will not be mentioned, told me to review this fanfic… a whole ten months ago. Now, why did it take me so long to review this fanfic. Because I was a lazy idiot back when I first started my WYT’s, so I only reviewed short fanfics, and this fanfic has a grand total of 29 chapters. Twenty nine. And if that wasn’t bad enough, on FiMFiction.com, this fanfic does not have a single like. I’m not kidding, the bar is literally redder than my face when I am angry… which will probably happen in this review. I really don’t want to review this, but… I promised I would, so, lets go. I give 你 My Little Unicorn. Okay, fanfic, lets go. Give me your worst.
So, we start with the narrator saying that Friendship is Magic and terrible and made this fanfic to insult it. Already, its thrown its worst at me. I already know that this 作者 intentionally made this fanfic suck just to piss off fans, so now, I have 迷失 all hope. So, the fanfic starts off with a narrator telling us that a city called Unicornicopia, which was ruled 由 a alicorn with three horns… an alicorn… with THREE horns… I highly doubt the 作者 even payed attention to the show. Then, some unnamed sorcerer comes and threatens to cover the city in chaos… Yeah, Discord did that already, and, knowing how 你 feel about the show, Discord did it better. So, the ruler then banneds him to another dimension- Is the 作者 just ripping off plots from the show, because that is literally all I am seeing him do?
So, it turns out this was just a book- ARE 你 KIDDING ME!? Yep, this guy is ripping off the ideas of the show. The first episode had Twilight 阅读 a book, and this fanfic has… some 小马 阅读 a book. This 小马 is named Lightning Dawn, and he has a fairy companion named Krysta… He has a fairy companion? I thought this was a fanfic based on My Little Pony, not Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Fuck it, whatever. So, we learn that Lightning can’t perform magic, yet he has a horn made of gold… I’ll give 你 a few 分钟 to facepalm at how stupid that sounds…. 你 good, okay, lets continue. Also, he is supposed to meet Equestria’s ruler, and his name is the Grand Ruler. No, Celestia is not the ruler, its just some king named the Grand Ruler. Man, there is just so much creative names going on in this fanfic, huh?
So, the Grand Master tells Lightning to go and make friends, and we get… a intro theme. Are 你 telling me that this 作者 is so narcissistic, that he feels that this fanfic deserves it’s own fucking theme song? I’ll spare 你 the song, but, I will say, I’ve seen 玉米 fields less corner than these lyrics.
So, after that… thing, Lightning goes to great the anthropomorphic- Wait, WHAT!? Anthro? These are human like ponies? WHEN WAS THIS EXPLAINED BEFORE!? We’re just now learning that these ponies have hands, and feet, and things which the 作者 is possible going to use for sex, and he never bothered to tell us this in the first place? I’m already beginning to lose my patients. So, they land, and Krysta sniffs a flower, but sneezes, causing the 花 to lose its petals. After which, a red stallion comes by, who is a gradner. His name is Buddy Rose. And, he puts the peddels back on the flower. He says that no magic was used, but rather, actual gardening skills…. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SKILLS PUTS PEDDELS BACK ON A GODDAMN FLOWER!
So, Buddy hands Lightning a basket of vegetables and asks him to take it to the 彩虹 Dish Inn… Stop trying to remind me of the Mane Six, because I wish they were here right now. So, while Lightning is heading to the Inn, he sits on a bench to rest, then some painter tells him to move… But then, he completely forgets about it when he see’s Krysta, so he began to paint her. This 小马 is named Artie, and he is a painter… 你 know, the fanfic had to tell you. I guess him painting pictures and even wearing a fucking bureau wasn’t proof enough that he was a painter. So, Lightning and Krysta leave, and head to the city. But, literally, ten 秒 later, they crash into a yellow pony, who apologizes to them. However, this 小马 talks like it’s in rhyme. So, this 小马 is named Rhyme, and he rhymes… I find him annoying, in case 你 couldn’t tell.
So, FINALLY, the plot moves along, and they get to the Inn. It only took them a goddamn eternity. Once they go in, they see a chef named Cookie Dough. He tells them that he is Lightning, and this causes Cookie Dough to make a meal for him and Krysta as soon as possible…. Well, so much for moving the plot along. So, once they leave- Hold on… Take a fucking guess what happens. Do 你 think he is going to actually do something of value, 或者 do 你 think he’s going to meet another dull character- Of course, it’s the 秒 one. He meets a nurse called Dr. Penny Sillion, who drags him into the hospital… Why, I don’t know. So after the plot pauses for the billionth time, Lightning leaves and heads to the library, where everyone was secretly waiting to throw him a surprise party. Oh, come on. They are directly ripping off the show. 你 know, for someone who hates the show, they sure know a lot about it.
So, we get another character- Oh, for fucks sake. This is a librarian named Inquiries. My guess is that she’s bland and uninteresting like the others. Lets just fucking 移动 along. Then, ANOTHER fucking character. 耶稣 fucking Christ. His names Abra-Kadabra. He does magic. MOVING ON! So, this guy performs some magic on Lightning, whatever, and then we cut to Lightning in his room, who is then interrupted from doing NOTHING, and see’s that it was from a book, which was dropped 由 a 小马 named Starla Shine. Instantly, Lightning becomes attracted to her, and- … Do 你 honestly think I care 由 this point. We have a full cast of boring and uninteresting characters, and all I want to do is just get through this shit as soon as possible.
So, Starla tells Lightning that she is able to tell what will happen 由 looking at the stars. She then realizes that, n this night, the evil sorcerer that was mentioned in the beginning is returning…. It’s Friendship is Magic… It’s just Friendship is Magic, if 你 replaced the characters…. I’m not kidding. Just call it Friendship is Magic: New Character Edition, because that is all that this is… My god, this story isn’t even trying to be original.
So, suddenly, the evil sorcerer comes, and, 由 god, he is so unoriginal, it’s not funny. I mean, he makes Ex Death from Final 幻想 6 look like The Joker. And so, after that, we are given… a cliffhanger… Yep, this is My Little Pony. I’m done. Literally, if you’ve watched the show, then 你 know where I’m going with this. I hear there is a lot of things in this story that are REAL bad, but I don’t want to read anymore.
This fanfic is just My Little 小马 episodes. But, unlike My Little 小马 episodes, this fanfic has no interesting characters, no interesting story, and… it’s just written 由 a plagiarist. And, yeah, I can see why people told me to read this. It’s because this story has 更多 spelling errors than I can count. In other words, if 你 want a good idea of this fanfic without 阅读 it, just watch the 显示 and pretend everyone is boring as hell. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take