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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with 彩虹 Dash, and we were going to 移动 into a very nice house 由 a 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

彩虹 Dash: *Putting bags into the 树干 of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
彩虹 Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
彩虹 Dash: *Closes trunk* What 你 really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on 最佳, 返回页首 of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
彩虹 Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into 彩虹 Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: 你 know what else would be great?
彩虹 Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
彩虹 Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for 你 to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

彩虹 Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

彩虹 Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass 彩虹 Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
彩虹 Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, 彩虹 Dash, and that 小马 in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew 彩虹 Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the 最佳, 返回页首 of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

彩虹 Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
彩虹 Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & 彩虹 Dash: AWESOME!!!
彩虹 Dash: I 爱情 this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
彩虹 Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
彩虹 Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to 杯形饼, 蛋糕 factory* I work over there across the 街, 街道 from your house. 你 can come over anytime 你 want, but remember, 你 must not eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday?
彩虹 Dash: Let me tell 你 after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing 彩虹 Dash. It slowly passes 由 which makes her nervous*
彩虹 Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* 你 alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so 你 can tell me why I shouldn't eat 纸杯蛋糕 on Sunday.

2 B Continued
 The car following/racing 彩虹 Dash
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
- - - - -
15th May
Hour 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*...
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Trevor Phillips is mentioned in this, as a inside joke from TREVR PHILLIPS SERIES. Cause Pinkie Pie was involved as Trevor's henchmen (Cupcakes version of her)..

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Starlight Glimmer, newly accepted student to Princess Twilight Sparkle, tries finding her way around the large 城堡 of Friendship. Upon finding Twilight in the 城堡 library, Starlight thanks Twilight for letting her stay at the 城堡 after everything she's done in the past. Twilight tries to help Starlight feel welcome, and as Starlight's teacher, she tries to figure...
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Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Palladin - The fake fool died.
Messenger - Yes my master tho... 你 may lose 王座, 宝座 and have Imperium shatter.
Palladin - *Slams the throne* I can't belive how stupid I was.


-Canterlot-

Crimson - How is Princess doing?
Shadowknight - Great, apparently.
Crimson - Good to hear.
Lilly - *walks in* Is Princess here.
Shadowknight - I'll call her-
Lilly - Don't.
Crimson - Something serious...
Lilly - Ponyville want to separate fully from Imperium. They asked me for help. Principality of Ponyville is in war with East Kingdom.
Shadowknight - East Kingdom don't have a king.
Lilly - Arthur's general took the spot...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one 更多 job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the 狼 pack. Those sluts 偷了 all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if 你 can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And 秒 will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...
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Shadow - Will he mange to do it?
Dan - He is smart... How I created Him.
Shadow - What if he rebel?
Dan - Don't worry, he believes in friendship.
??? - Friendship IS Magic...
Dan - Hahaha... Right... I hope he will use his new power well
Shadow - Power of Creation?
Dan - No... Power of free will... They both have it now. And he can change slomeone soul with it. I hope and I believe he can do it.

Episode 10
When creation gain free will
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Darkness - Huh. Where are you...
Hunter - HAHAHAHAHAHA *attacks him from behind*
Darkness - *there is 树 that blocks an attack*
Hunter - *but 树 fall under force*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 5

Evil in costume of friend.

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Arthur - Do 你 think this will help us?
Holy Palladin - The damn kid is on her side now so it will be easy to kidnap one of them.
Arthur - With one shall we kidnap *drinks wine*
Holy Palladin - Why choosing! Take both of princesses!
Arthur - Soon your and my dream will become one... From old times I was taken as an ally to everyone... Time to 显示 them my power.
Holy Palladin - *leaves room* Fool... He have no idea that when I wil l claim the ancient dragon for myself I'll kill him... Hahahaha...

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Lilly - Did 你 cleaned the floor?
Shadowknight - Yes...
Lilly...
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Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? 你 woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - 你 don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* 你 never was alone......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran 你 over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to 你 about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pictures of the new characters

Snow Wonder: link
Cosmic Rainbow: link
Heartsong: link
Annie: link
Blaze: link
Sophie Shimmer: link


Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony. Great to see 你 again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never 说 we weren't going to do jokes....
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Source: EQD
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Source: Joyreactor, My Little Randomness
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