Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are 你 laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are 你 doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes 你 think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. 你 说 I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I 说 half an 小时 ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet 你 cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard 你 had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did 你 hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: 你 mean 你 can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart 小马 to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there 你 go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* 你 do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have 你 sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between 你 two.
Chip: 嘿 Otis. I thought 你 说 你 were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did 你 say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something 你 told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things 你 don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told 你 I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are 你 laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are 你 doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes 你 think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. 你 说 I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I 说 half an 小时 ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet 你 cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard 你 had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did 你 hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: 你 mean 你 can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart 小马 to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there 你 go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* 你 do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have 你 sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between 你 two.
Chip: 嘿 Otis. I thought 你 说 你 were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did 你 say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something 你 told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things 你 don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told 你 I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued