Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 最佳, 返回页首 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 最佳, 返回页首 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
最佳, 返回页首 Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic 彩虹 as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the 最佳, 返回页首 Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank 你 for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear 最佳, 返回页首 Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The 欢乐合唱团 characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do 你 want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I 说 please, 你 have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are 你 assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for 你 to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of 你 six is gay, 或者 lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then 你 three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as 你 can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a 野马 GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the 欢乐合唱团 粉丝 killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode, a new character appears.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 最佳, 返回页首 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 最佳, 返回页首 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.
最佳, 返回页首 Queer
Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder as Sue Sylvester
Cosmic 彩虹 as Blaine Anderson
Aina as Rachel Berry
Sunny as Santana Lopez
Blaze as Kurt Hummel
At the 最佳, 返回页首 Gear studio
Audience: *Cheering*
Jeremy: Hello everypony, and thank 你 for coming. Now, we have a problem.
Richard: We always have a problem.
Jeremy: Well this one is not related to cars.
James: There's a first.
Jeremy: Now the letter I have received here says Dear 最佳, 返回页首 Gear. We hate your theme song, and want to make a new one for you. Signed-
The 欢乐合唱团 characters blew a hole through a wall, scaring off all of the audience members.
Sue: Hell yeah, we just did that.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: Well, at least the On The Block audience didn't leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: What do 你 want?
Will: We want to make a new theme song for you.
Richard: We like our theme song just the way it is, now please leave.
Sue: No.
Richard: I 说 please, 你 have to leave.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Security!
James: They ran away with the audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Shit.
Rachel: That's not a nice word to say. We want to help you, and you're being mean.
Jeremy: Since when does it help to blow a hole into our wall?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're not being very nice.
Richard: Neither are 你 assholes!
Santana: What's it gonna take for 你 to let us create a theme song for you?
Jeremy: A race.
Richard: The three of us against three of you.
Sue: There's only six of us.
Jeremy: Then which one of 你 six is gay, 或者 lesbian?
Kurt, Rachel, and Santana: *Raises their hooves*
James: Perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: Then 你 three can't race.
Santana: *Gasp* Why not?
Rachel: Say you're sorry.
Jeremy: No thanks, but I will do one thing for you. *Punches Rachel*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kurt: You're rude. I'm going to masturbate. *Leaves*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: And that's why he's not allowed to race.
Richard: Let's continue on.
It was a relay race. Jeremy, Richard, and James against Will, Sue, and Blaine.
Jeremy: One thing that concerns me is that James' car is a Fiat Panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Richard: We're not going to win.
Jeremy: Okay, the rules are simple. Follow the road, and go as fast as 你 can in your vehicles.
Others: Okay.
First off was Jeremy against Sue.
Jeremy: *In a 野马 GT500*
Sue: *In a hummer*
Flag Pony: 3. 2.
Jeremy: *Drives off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: That's cheating!
Flag Pony: Shut up. Now I gotta start all the way from 3 again.
Sue: WHAAT?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 3..........
Sue: Hurry up!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Flag Pony: 2..........
Audience: *Laughing*
Sue: Forget this. *Drives away*
Jeremy: *Arrives in his car* Go James!
James: *Driving his car, but it only goes ten miles an hour*
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy: I was worried about this.
So Jeremy decided to cheat without anyone noticing.
Jeremy: *Goes to Blaine's Corvette, and lets air leak out one of the tires. He then makes a troll face while sliding away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaine: Wait a minute. *Gets out of his car, and sees air coming out of one tire* This is impossible. I need to refill the tire quickly.
Sue: *Arrives* Go Will!
Will: I'm gonna win. *Driving a jeep, but James crashes into his car*
Jeremy: I should have warned you. Part of the track crosses over itself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jeremy's team won, and all of the 欢乐合唱团 粉丝 killed their selves when they heard about this.
The End
On the 下一个 part of this episode, a new character appears.
