WARNING: There will be 更多 swearing than last time (And it'll be 更多 intense)
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
你 all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't 你 make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? 你 know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, 你 need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to 蜘蛛 Man. 蜘蛛 Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
蜘蛛 Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
蜘蛛 Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated 由 J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm 流行的 and like sports.
蜘蛛 Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in 爱情 with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF 你 CAN READ THIS, 你 HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! 你 HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE 面包 HAS 更多 VARIETY THAN YOU! 你 DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT 你 TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 你 ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, 你 MOTHERF***ER!
你 NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
你 all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls 讨好, 小鹿 over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't 你 make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? 你 know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, 你 need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to 蜘蛛 Man. 蜘蛛 Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
蜘蛛 Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
蜘蛛 Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated 由 J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm 流行的 and like sports.
蜘蛛 Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in 爱情 with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF 你 CAN READ THIS, 你 HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! 你 HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE 面包 HAS 更多 VARIETY THAN YOU! 你 DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT 你 TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! 你 ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, 你 MOTHERF***ER!
你 NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!