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Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 13: Return Of The Warner Brothers Assassin
Announcer: Ah. I'm back from vacation. And now, to do my job. On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: SHIT! I thought 你 were gone!!
Audience: 你 were wrong! *Laughing*
Tom: *Sitting on his front porch with Master Sword, and Saten Twist* We got Snow Wonder, Astrel Sky, and almost everypony. We're just missing Aina, Sunny, and Heartsong.
Sunny & Heartsong: *Walk into the house*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Now we're not missing Sunny, and Heartsong.
Tom: Good.
Saten Twist: *Sees car* IT'S THE FBI!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No it's not.
Aina: *Gets out of car* Hi guys.
Master Sword: Oh, it's just Aina.
Tom: Glad 你 could make it.
Aina: Thanks. *Nearly gets hit 由 a bullet*
Master Sword: Where did that come from?!
Tom: *Looks at building with binoculars* Oh no.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Tom: It's the Warner Brothers assassin.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: What are 你 cheering him for?! We're the good guys!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: What are we sitting around here for? We need to get inside!
And so they did. Everypony was waiting for them in the basement.
Tom: Hello everypony.
Ponies: Hi.
Tom: I supposed you're all wondering why we're here.
Ponies: No.
Tom: Well, I actually forgot why I invited 你 here, so I'm wondering what we're all doing in my basement.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: 你 wanted to 显示 us all of the good times we had.
Tom: Oh yeah. *Gets projector started* I guess we should start where it all began.
The video begins to play
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 你 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 你 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: 你 will one 日 my friend. 你 will one day.
---
Aina: *Standing 由 her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: 嘿 Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want 你 to take a look at this 树 I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did 你 accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
The video ended.
Master Sword: What are we gonna watch next?
Tom: All those crossover parodies we made, except for Despicable Hangover. That'll all be in the 下一个 part.
2 B Continued
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 13: Return Of The Warner Brothers Assassin
Announcer: Ah. I'm back from vacation. And now, to do my job. On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: SHIT! I thought 你 were gone!!
Audience: 你 were wrong! *Laughing*
Tom: *Sitting on his front porch with Master Sword, and Saten Twist* We got Snow Wonder, Astrel Sky, and almost everypony. We're just missing Aina, Sunny, and Heartsong.
Sunny & Heartsong: *Walk into the house*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Now we're not missing Sunny, and Heartsong.
Tom: Good.
Saten Twist: *Sees car* IT'S THE FBI!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: No it's not.
Aina: *Gets out of car* Hi guys.
Master Sword: Oh, it's just Aina.
Tom: Glad 你 could make it.
Aina: Thanks. *Nearly gets hit 由 a bullet*
Master Sword: Where did that come from?!
Tom: *Looks at building with binoculars* Oh no.
Saten Twist: What is it?
Tom: It's the Warner Brothers assassin.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Tom: What are 你 cheering him for?! We're the good guys!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: What are we sitting around here for? We need to get inside!
And so they did. Everypony was waiting for them in the basement.
Tom: Hello everypony.
Ponies: Hi.
Tom: I supposed you're all wondering why we're here.
Ponies: No.
Tom: Well, I actually forgot why I invited 你 here, so I'm wondering what we're all doing in my basement.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: 你 wanted to 显示 us all of the good times we had.
Tom: Oh yeah. *Gets projector started* I guess we should start where it all began.
The video begins to play
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 你 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 你 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: 你 will one 日 my friend. 你 will one day.
---
Aina: *Standing 由 her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: 嘿 Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want 你 to take a look at this 树 I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did 你 accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Announcer: What?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
Audience: *Laughing*
The video ended.
Master Sword: What are we gonna watch next?
Tom: All those crossover parodies we made, except for Despicable Hangover. That'll all be in the 下一个 part.
2 B Continued
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: 嘿 ponies wanna go on a bucking 小马 adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, 彩虹 and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did 你 say 你 were bucking scared? (...................)
Twilight Sparkle: 嘿 ponies wanna go on a bucking 小马 adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, 彩虹 and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did 你 say 你 were bucking scared? (...................)
Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
彩虹 Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
彩虹 Dash:THE 问题 I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
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彩虹 Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
彩虹 Dash:THE 问题 I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!