At Lexi's school, she was waiting for homeroom to be over so she could go to her first class. It was an extra curricular activity at another building, so she had to ride the bus.
Lexi: *Impatiently sitting at her desk*
Teacher: *Typing a message on her laptop*
Principal: *Turns on loudspeaker, and talks into a microphone* Good morning. It is now 7:30 AM. Please stand for the pledge of alliegence.
Lexi: *Stands up with everypony else in the room*
Everypony in school: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Equestria, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty, and justice for all.
Lexi: *Runs towards the door*
Teacher: Walk to the bus.
Lexi: *Ignores her teacher*
Lexi got on the bus, and rode to where her karate class at the Katana Karate School. There were also some ponies from high school in the class, including 火, 消防 Vi Equestria, and Jesse.
Katana Sun: Good morning students. I hope 你 had a 安全 journey from your school.
Students: Yes.
Katana Sun: Good. Now for today's lesson, we will practice kicking.
Jesse: *Imitating Patrick Star* Kicking? I wanna do some kicking.
Students: *Laughing*
Katana Sun: Hahaha. Very funny Jesse. That's why I like you. You're a very bright stallion. I bet everypony in the Delaware Valley Regional High School enjoys your company.
Jesse: Yes they do.
Lexi: Delaware Valley? Where's that?
Jesse: It's actually not far away. Do 你 know where Senator 肥硕, 烈性黑啤酒 road is?
Lexi: Yeah.
Jesse: It's right there. I actually go to that school. Other ponies call it Del Val.
Lexi: Oh yeah. I wanna go there when I pass middle school.
Katana Sun: Alright, enough chit chat. Let's start our lesson. 火, 消防 Dash?
火, 消防 Vi Equestria: Yes master?
Katana Sun: 你 don't have to call me master. Just call me Sun for short.
火, 消防 Vi Equestria: Okay sun.
Lexi: *Slightly annoyed* 你 sound like his father.
Katana Sun: I want 你 to be the first 小马 to kick the bag hanging from the ceiling.
火, 消防 Vi Equestria: I got it. *Jumps, and kicks the bag twice before landing on his hooves*
Katana Sun: Well done 火, 消防 Dash.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Katana Sun: Never have I seen a 小马 with the capability of kicking the bag twice in a single jump.
Lexi: Oh please, I could do that. *Walks towards the bag*
Katana Sun: Okay Lexi. Do your best.
Lexi: *Jumps up, and kicks the bag, but as she tries to kick it a 秒 time, she hits the ground, and does a split*
Jesse: Very close. 你 did good though.
Lexi: *Stands up* Shut up. I don't need 你 making fun of me.
Jesse: I wasn't. I 说 你 did good.
Lexi: You're probably being sarcastic.
Katana Sun: Lexi, 你 need to control your anger. That is a very important thing to do in life.
Lexi: Not for me.
Katana Sun: I think we must have a talk.
Meanwhile, Orion, and Snowflake just exited the town of St. Foalis in their helicopter.
Snowflake: How many days do 你 think it will take us to reach Trenton?
Orion: Oh I don't know. Probably three days.
Snowflake: I'd say five days. We'll see who gets it right.
Orion: I heard we may get caught in a snowstorm 由 the time we get there.
Snowflake: A snowstorm? Why would they send us out there then?
Orion: I don't know. They think we might get there before it arrives. What I don't understand is how we're the closest company to Trenton. We gotta be at least four hundred miles away from there.
Snowflake: I don't know. With prices going down for gasoline, and oil, maybe some companies just decided they weren't making a profit, and closed down.
Orion: That could be true, but no matter what, we gotta get this job done.
2 B Continued
Lexi: *Impatiently sitting at her desk*
Teacher: *Typing a message on her laptop*
Principal: *Turns on loudspeaker, and talks into a microphone* Good morning. It is now 7:30 AM. Please stand for the pledge of alliegence.
Lexi: *Stands up with everypony else in the room*
Everypony in school: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Equestria, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty, and justice for all.
Lexi: *Runs towards the door*
Teacher: Walk to the bus.
Lexi: *Ignores her teacher*
Lexi got on the bus, and rode to where her karate class at the Katana Karate School. There were also some ponies from high school in the class, including 火, 消防 Vi Equestria, and Jesse.
Katana Sun: Good morning students. I hope 你 had a 安全 journey from your school.
Students: Yes.
Katana Sun: Good. Now for today's lesson, we will practice kicking.
Jesse: *Imitating Patrick Star* Kicking? I wanna do some kicking.
Students: *Laughing*
Katana Sun: Hahaha. Very funny Jesse. That's why I like you. You're a very bright stallion. I bet everypony in the Delaware Valley Regional High School enjoys your company.
Jesse: Yes they do.
Lexi: Delaware Valley? Where's that?
Jesse: It's actually not far away. Do 你 know where Senator 肥硕, 烈性黑啤酒 road is?
Lexi: Yeah.
Jesse: It's right there. I actually go to that school. Other ponies call it Del Val.
Lexi: Oh yeah. I wanna go there when I pass middle school.
Katana Sun: Alright, enough chit chat. Let's start our lesson. 火, 消防 Dash?
火, 消防 Vi Equestria: Yes master?
Katana Sun: 你 don't have to call me master. Just call me Sun for short.
火, 消防 Vi Equestria: Okay sun.
Lexi: *Slightly annoyed* 你 sound like his father.
Katana Sun: I want 你 to be the first 小马 to kick the bag hanging from the ceiling.
火, 消防 Vi Equestria: I got it. *Jumps, and kicks the bag twice before landing on his hooves*
Katana Sun: Well done 火, 消防 Dash.
Ponies: *Clapping*
Katana Sun: Never have I seen a 小马 with the capability of kicking the bag twice in a single jump.
Lexi: Oh please, I could do that. *Walks towards the bag*
Katana Sun: Okay Lexi. Do your best.
Lexi: *Jumps up, and kicks the bag, but as she tries to kick it a 秒 time, she hits the ground, and does a split*
Jesse: Very close. 你 did good though.
Lexi: *Stands up* Shut up. I don't need 你 making fun of me.
Jesse: I wasn't. I 说 你 did good.
Lexi: You're probably being sarcastic.
Katana Sun: Lexi, 你 need to control your anger. That is a very important thing to do in life.
Lexi: Not for me.
Katana Sun: I think we must have a talk.
Meanwhile, Orion, and Snowflake just exited the town of St. Foalis in their helicopter.
Snowflake: How many days do 你 think it will take us to reach Trenton?
Orion: Oh I don't know. Probably three days.
Snowflake: I'd say five days. We'll see who gets it right.
Orion: I heard we may get caught in a snowstorm 由 the time we get there.
Snowflake: A snowstorm? Why would they send us out there then?
Orion: I don't know. They think we might get there before it arrives. What I don't understand is how we're the closest company to Trenton. We gotta be at least four hundred miles away from there.
Snowflake: I don't know. With prices going down for gasoline, and oil, maybe some companies just decided they weren't making a profit, and closed down.
Orion: That could be true, but no matter what, we gotta get this job done.
2 B Continued
Jesse
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my 首页 for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. 你 want a good comedy show? 加入 me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.
A crowd can be heard...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Song (Start at 0:19): link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
How Gilda 偷了 Christmas
Starring all MLP characters as themselves.
The story starts on a snowy 日 in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.
Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome 圣诞节 bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome 圣诞节 while we stand. *Putting the 树 up in Ponyville Square* 心 to 心 and hand in hand.
Song: link
Ponies:...
"Ever since 你 started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if 你 don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But 你 can count on your friends... to help 你 find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But 你 can count on your friends... to help 你 find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the 问题 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 你 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答的 问题 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 小马 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the 问题 is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what 你 want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta 未回答的 问题 and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, 小马 Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
