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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the 颜色 of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will 你 stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an 橙子, 橙色 firework* That's nice.

Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many 电影院 as they could.

Paramount 小马 2: *Bringing swords from the 支持 room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount 小马 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy 更多 easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do 你 have cotton in your ears?
Paramount 小马 2: I don't know, but I can check for 你 right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the 支持 room!
Paramount 小马 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount 小马 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount 小马 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a 小马 that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount 小马 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount 小马 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount 小马 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: 你 say produced, 或者 distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount 小马 5: Yes sir.

Two days at the MGM studio.

Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend 你 didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when 你 release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: 干草 is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell 你 something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The 电影院 were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up 下一个 is a Princess Celestia skit.
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 Pinkie Pie's car
Pinkie Pie's car
This fanfic is a combination of My Little 小马 with a movie called Duel. If 你 have not seen Duel, then 你 should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did 你 get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need 你 to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the 列表 with 你 in case 你 forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 分钟 later she got behind a big rig carrying...
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嘿 guys. So a couple months 以前 I did an 文章 on my link, as 你 may recall. Well, since then there have been a couple big changes to my list, large enough that I felt it was worth re-doing. The format is gonna be pretty much the same as it was in the other one, and for some of the returning stories I'll pretty much just be copy/paste-ing my 前一个 thoughts. I would like to blame btflash for being the dork indirectly responsible for most of these changes. And here we go.

15. Night Guards 由 Raugos

Tags: Adventure
Chapters: 12, including the author's note and the bonus chapters
This...
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 The Resistance Leader
The Resistance Leader
Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No 小马 payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German 小马 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will 你 be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, 由 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...
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Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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