posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The 4th of July, 1925
Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.
Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the 颜色 of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Tobias: Will 你 stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an 橙子, 橙色 firework* That's nice.
Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many 电影院 as they could.
Paramount 小马 2: *Bringing swords from the 支持 room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount 小马 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy 更多 easily.
Director: Do 你 have cotton in your ears?
Paramount 小马 2: I don't know, but I can check for 你 right now.
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the 支持 room!
Paramount 小马 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount 小马 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount 小马 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Director: Who hired a 小马 that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Director: You're fired!
Paramount 小马 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount 小马 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Paramount 小马 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Director: 你 say produced, 或者 distributed. Not released.
Paramount 小马 5: Yes sir.
Two days at the MGM studio.
Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend 你 didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Leah: No. Distributing is when 你 release-
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Connor: 干草 is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell 你 something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The 电影院 were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Coming up 下一个 is a Princess Celestia skit.