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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right 下一个 to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are 你 up to?
Hawkeye: Do 你 know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if 你 put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah. Watch Orion over there.
Orion: *Waiting in his engine*
Metal Gloss: *Puts rag in bucket, and puts it around the rails*

The griffon saw the bucket that Metal Gloss got her rag from. It 说 grease, but it was really water.

Metal Gloss: All set to go.
Orion: Thank you. *Blows horn twice, and drives the train while ringing the bell*
Hawkeye: See how he got a good start there with his train?
Griffon: Yeah.
Hawkeye: Well now you'll have a good start just like him. *Gets greasy rag, and puts grease on the rails*
Stylo: *Watching Hawkeye put grease on the rails, and laughs*
Hawkeye: *Stops putting grease on the rails* Okay, you're all set.
Griffon: *Blows whistle twice, and puhses throttle*
Hawkeye: *Watching the wheels slip*
Griffon: *Pulls throttle, and pushes it again* Something is wrong here. Why isn't my train moving?

An inspector arrived with Pete to check on the griffon, and see how he was doing.

Inspector: Seems like he's trying to get his engine to pull a train too heavy.
Pete: *Sees buckets marked grease* I don't know about that.
Griffon: *Pushes the throttle, and his train still doesn't move. He puts the brakes on, and gets out of the train* What's happening?
Hawkeye: The train is too heavy.
Griffon: Don't lie to me, that grease doesn't do anything at all!
Inspector: Excuse me.
Griffon: *Looks at inspector* What do 你 want?
Inspector: I am a railway inspector, and your boss told me about having a griffon working on the railroad.
Griffon: And?
Pete: It hasn't gone good at all.
Inspector: What are 你 doing driving a train on greasy rails?
Griffon: *Points at Hawkeye* Him! He told me to put grease on the tracks for better traction.
Hawkeye: No. I told 你 it would give 你 less traction.
Inspector: I see. *Grabs griffon* I believe it's time to get your out of here.
Griffon: No! Let me go! *Struggles to get to Hawkeye* I'll get 你 for this!
Stephanie: *Arrives* How was it?
Hawkeye: Good.
Pete: What was that all about?
Hawkeye: We tricked someone who was 更多 superior then us.
Pete: Oh, I see. 你 do realize now that we're short on engineers now.
Hawkeye: Yeah, and 你 说 now twice.
Stephanie: Maybe I could have a job here.
Pete: I'll talk to your boss, and see if he'll let 你 transfer from the Santa Ne to this railroad.

下一个 morning was Stephanie's farewell party. Ryan, and Nikki came from the Southern Pacific to visit. The party was outside 由 the trainyard.

Song: link

Ponies: *Dancing*
Band Ponies: *On stage* Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby, Rock & Roll is here to stay. It will never die. It was meant to be that way, though I don't know why. I don't care what people say, Rock & Roll is here to stay.
Band Ponies: We don't care what people say, Rock & Roll is here to stay.
Singer: Rock & Roll will always be, I dig it to the end. It'll go down in history, just 你 watch my friends. Rock & Roll will always be, it'll go down in history.
Band Ponies: Rock & Roll will always be. It'll go down in history. Everybody rock. Everybody rock! Everybody rock. Everybody rock. Coooome on, everybody rock.
Everybody Rock & Roll. Everybody Rock & Roll. Everybody Rock & Roll. Everybody Rock & Roll. Cooome on. Everybody Rock, and roll.
Singer: Rock & Roll is here to stay. It will never die. It was meant to be that way, though I don't know why. I don't care what people say, Rock & Roll is here to stay. Rock & Roll will always be, I dig it to the end. It'll go down in history, just 你 watch my friends. Rock & Roll will always be, it'll go down in history. If 你 don't like Rock & Roll, think what you've been missin'. But if 你 like to bop, and stroll, come on down, and listen. Let's all start to have ball. Everybody Rock & Roll.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.
Singer: Oh baby.
Band Ponies: Rock.

Pete was seen running from the station.

Hawkeye: Where have 你 been?
Pete: *Goes on stage, and talks into microphone* Yesterday, Stephanie made a request to transfer from the Santa Ne Railway to the Union Pacific. Her boss sent back a telegram, saying he approves the transfer.
Ponies: Yaay!!!!
Pete: And now another song for the special news!

Song: link

While the song was playing, Stephanie went over to Jeffery.

Stephanie: I'm really excited that I get to work on your railroad.
Jeff: Good for 你 Steph. May I ask 你 something?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Jeff: Percy 说 你 have a crush on me. Is that true?
Stephanie: Yeah.
Jeff: Well then. Here's what I have to say about it.. *Kisses Stephanie*
Hawkeye: *To Metal Gloss: We oughta do that.
Orion: Okay.
Hawkeye: No wait, Orion-
Orion: *Kisses Hawkeye*
Metal Gloss: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: No! I wanted Metal Gloss to 吻乐队(Kiss) me.
Orion: Okay. *Kisses Hawkeye again*
Hawkeye: *Backs away from Orion, and runs away*
Metal Gloss: *Laughs*

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

Jeff, and Hawkeye get in an argument
posted by applejackrocks1
Sugar Sprinkles had packed her clothing and other items. She was in the Train Station with Nikki and her bags...

Nikki: 2 tickets to Ponyville please.
Lady: That would be 2 dollars.
Sugar: Here. *gives 2 dollars to Lady*
Lady: Thank you. Here 你 go. *hands tickets to Nikki*
Nikki: Thank you.
Lady: Have a nice day!
Sugar: *enters train*
Nikki: *enters train*
Sugar: Wh-
Nikki: *sits on seat*
Sugar: *sits 下一个 to Nikki*
Nikki: I'm taking 你 somewhere where 你 can be happy.
Sugar: Whoa. It stinks.
Nikki: Yep. It's the skunk in the bag.
Sugar: 你 brought it?!
Nikki: Duh. I have to. If I set it free here, somepony...
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posted by applejackrocks1
Everypony: *laughs*
Mare: Yup! *slaps Nikki's back*
Nikki: Ow! Stop!
Colt: What are 你 doing here? Oh wait! 你 work for Diamond!
Nikki: I would never work for that whale!
Mare: Watch your mouth orphan.
Nikki: I am not an orphan!
Colt: Says the girl who d-
Nikki: Shut up!!!
Diamond: Ehem. *Grabs phone*
Nikki: *eye widened*
Diamond: *smirks* (puts phone down)
Colt: I have a long time without seeing you!
Mare: We thought 你 were dead!
Colt: HEY! The orphan got her cutie mark!
Mare: Let me see!
Nikki: *covers cutie mark*
Colt: GET HER!
Mare: *grabs her hooves*
Nikki: HEY!
Everypony: *laughs*
Colt: Your cutie mark..Is...
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posted by applejackrocks1
An 小时 later, Nikki was in Canterlot. She got off the train....


Nikki: Sir?
Pony: Yes?
Nikki: How far away is this place? *hands a piece of paper to him*
Pony: *reads it* 4 blocks away, turn right.
Nikki: Okay, Thank you.
Pony No problem. *walks away*
Nikki: *whispers* 4 blocks, turn right..

30 分钟 later, after following the stranger's directions, Nikki was in front of her client's door...

Nikki: *knocks on door*

Moments later, a mare opened the door. She looked at Nikki with disgusted. Nikki's eyes widened. "It can't be," she thought. The mare flipped back her mane...

Nikki: Good Morning! I'm the-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another 小马 was killed 由 Scorpio during the suicide scene.

Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his 下一个 move.
Captain: Listen up 你 two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?

Dear SFPD,

I am glad to tell 你 that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if 你 can pussies.

Scorpio

Harry: Well, he definetly likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.

Next night, Harry, and his partner...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
Blue Bolt, ready for fun!
OK, so on with this story. Blue Bolt (me) is sleeping in his house situated in Ponyville. Right now, he is enjoying a good night's sleep, and hopes the morning will be normal. Too bad it's not gonna happen!


Bolt: (sees sunrise) Time to have another nice day!

Pinkie: (busts down door) Hey, new guy! Wakey wakey! It's a requirement that new residents meet the princess!

Bolt: I hope 你 can fix the door 你 destroyed!

Pinkie: Sorry...I'll wait while 你 get ready! I'll walk with you. Nice digs!

Bolt: (brushing teeth) OK, that was random. I'm new here, and Pinkie's a little energetic! Are they all like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Chapter 4
Bad ideas

While most of my stories were enjoyed 由 some, there were a few terrible ideas that I made for fanfics. The first one was Mane Wars which turned out to be very short, and had a bad story line. I was so mad with it, that I deleted it. I only tried doing it, because it was based off this other TV 显示 I saw.

Next were three 文章 I 发布 which had two stories in one. I thought it would be good since it was very long, but it turned out to be too long.

I republished six Con Mane stories which had all the parts in one article. No one read them, even though I was told to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's hard to do what 你 can for the fandom of bronies. It really is, but once 你 get started, it's like there's no turning back. That's how I feel sometimes.

Chapter 1
Before the bronies

Three years ago, I created my account for fanpop. At that time MLP: FIM wasn't around, for at least a few 更多 months. The 年 was 2010, and I was 13 years old, having been born in December of 1996.

During 2010, I came on here for one reason only. Sonic The Hedgehog. Back then, I was a huge 粉丝 of something way past cool. I liked it so much, I even made my own 粉丝 character. My account name is the same as...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Thre was small pony... named sombra... and another small 小马 named Prince BlueBlood... SHIT THIS IS ISNT THAT STORY!!! FUCK!!!!
Equestria 年 5000....

DarkShadow : DIEEEEE *attack Celestia*
Celestia : NOOOOO
Dan : *kick DarkShadow* NOT NOW!
DarkShadow : HAHAHAHAHA...

Dan & Shadow new story


CURSE OF EQUESTRIA
EPISODE
I

DARKSHADOW
about 10000 years before this...

Colt : MOMY MOMY COME HERE
DarkShadow... were only small colt...
Colt : COME MOMY!!!!
But somethink just MUST goes wrong...
Terrorist : GET OUT KID *kick clot in head*
And I saw this... me... dan... it was my friend...
Colt mom : SON!!!!
Colt...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are 你 sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did 你 find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo....
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posted by applejackrocks1
Back to the story.....


Brawny: Applejack, 你 stay here. I'll go get some money out of the bank. *swims off*
Applejack: *looks around* My, My...
*Suddenly, 3 other merponies swam to AJ, surrounding her*

MP1: I see that your a new loser here *laughs*
Applejack: Loser?!? Have ya looked into a mirror?!
All: Oooooo
MP2: Wait a 秒 girls! She's not one of us! She's an earth Pony!
Applejack: *sneezes*
MP3: *laughs* I see that your sick...It's better to let 你 go with the flow, shall we?
Applejack: What? *coughs*
MP1: We don't want 你 to die with pain, Sugarlame.
Applejack: *is weak* Please...Just leave...
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They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do 你 think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two 更多 races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think 你 all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy 更多 stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without 彩虹 Dash, Daredevil will have...
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All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met 由 other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do 你 know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of 你 could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: 你 all will stay...
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The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes


Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep 由 a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his 床, 床上 rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few 秒 to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep 阅读 it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude


Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess 说 that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that 你 Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need 你 to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are 你 two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are 你 talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two spies went on until they reached the 太空 ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: 你 already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Steven
Steven
1 年 later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
__
ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

--------------------------------------------------------------
FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN 你 SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... 你 gonna buy 果汁 for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...
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Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have 你 two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout 你 screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire 枪 at Dan*
Dan: Wrong 移动 *grabs molotov*...
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苹果白兰地 & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern 小马 working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't 你 tell me?
Sneak Peak: 你 were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: 你 know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...
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