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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made 你 enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't 你 try to answer?

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! 你 know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and 你 got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first 日 of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid 问题 你 交叉, 十字架 eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she 说 I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the 日 after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
小马 5: *Grabbing TV*
小马 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
小马 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
小马 63: *Punches 小马 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black 小马 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black 小马 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black 小马 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See 你 after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye continued telling the story of Anthony to Stylo as they were getting their train towards the station of North Platte.

Stylo: Okay, so 你 说 that Coffee Creme was going to trick Anthony. What exactly did she do?
Hawkeye: You'll find out, but first we get to the scene where Anthony continues on to North Platte, after meeting Frenchy for the first time. He sings a song.
Stylo: Let me guess, Hound Dog.
Hawkeye: Yep.
Stylo: Don't sing it Hawk, please!
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll just tell the readers about it instead of you. *Knocks out Stylo* Now then.

Hawkeye is narrating.

Anthony continued on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the 最佳, 返回页首 of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do 你 want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: 你 have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, 由 having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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Twilight is the psycho, and Pinkie Pie is the party pony.
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 Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the 小马 world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't 你 heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless 你 keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get 你 there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...
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 This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do 你 feel lucky?
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do 你 feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no 评论 at the time.
Reporter: Why did 你 let him free?
Ricca:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: 你 know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do 你 agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push 你 out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. 你 three enjoy staying here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting 下一个 to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 你 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 日 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 你 think of Gordon's actions when he told 你 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 你 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 你 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 由 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 你 say surprised, do 你 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 或者 just surprised?
Jeff:...
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That's why they're called my little ponies
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小马宝莉
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The first song of season 2 with Fluttershy & 彩虹 Dash!
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find a pet
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jordan
Jordan
The 下一个 day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand 由 the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: 你 got it, but may I ask 你 a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't 你 be able to hear the train come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, 你 worthless prick.
Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Henry
Henry
Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever 你 say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have 你 ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. 你 should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a 橙子, 橙色 Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to 显示 up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another 小马 to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help 你 send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as 你 can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do 你 know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a 火山 lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The 彩虹

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be 首页 until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like 浓情巧克力 mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...
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