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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic 彩虹 as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made 你 enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first 日 of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't 你 try to answer?

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_b7RDuLwcI

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! 你 know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and 你 got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first 日 of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid 问题 你 交叉, 十字架 eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she 说 I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the 日 after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
小马 5: *Grabbing TV*
小马 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
小马 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
小马 63: *Punches 小马 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black 小马 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black 小马 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black 小马 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See 你 after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
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Equestria, have 你 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 你 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 或者 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of 小马 does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are 你 a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad 你 didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank 你 for your...
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Jeffery got the freight train to Portland on time. It was 3 AM when he arrived, and everything was dark. He was just about to uncouple his engines from the train, when he saw a mare laying close to the tracks, 由 two Northern Pacific diesels. Why she was there seemed like a mystery to Jeff, so he decided to investigate.

Jeff: Who's there?
Mare: *Looks up* Do 你 work for the Union Pacific?
Jeff: Yeah, and I'm proud of it.
Mare: Well I'm Nicole. My special somepony named Ike is with me in this locomotive. We ran out of fuel, and we're trying to get away.
Jeff: But why are 你 here?
Nicole: We're...
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The Adventures Of 彩虹 Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, 彩虹 Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 6

The Discord Express

Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.

Two other stallions were watching the train go 由 in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry

Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead:...
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So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was 写作 about the rest of the ponies he knew.

Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, 你 see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.

Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, 你 get back in your...
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Hello, everyone, I've 说 it before, and I'll say it again, I fucking hate Banned from Equestria... But here's the thing. It could have been a good game. Now, I know what your all thinkig. "WHAT THE FUCK"!!! Now, here me out, Here's how the game could have been good

1. Catchy as Hell: The 音乐 in this game was really good. It had the MLP theme, Epona's theme from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Victory Theme from Final 幻想 7, and a lot of other catchy songs. Probably what made me play this piece of shit all the way through, only to hear the music

2. Fun exploration: Now, I 爱情 point...
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(Plum Jerkum and Shot Glass in car)
Plum Jerkum: Okay, Micro Chip. How do the roads look
Micro Chip: I spotted the trucks going down Franklin Avenue. If 你 移动 know, 你 should be able to catch up with them
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Starts driving) (dials number) 李子, 梅花 Jerkum: Road Rage, how are 你 holding up
Road Rage: Wooooohooooo. This is intense as all hell. Thank Celestia I'm high, 或者 I'd be freaking out
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials number) 火, 消防 Arm, how wre 你 handeling the boat
Fire Arm: Me and the 船, 小船 are fine. I'm on my way right now
Plum Jerkum: Got it (Hangs up) (Dials...
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Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.

Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
颜色 galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.

Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, 或者 harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.

Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
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