屁股 屁股 Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the 屁股 屁股 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 由 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the 日 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need 你 to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, 你 either have her do that to 你 somewhere private, 或者 don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: 你 mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through 步枪 scope, and hears his phone go off. He 答案 the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would 你 like to be annoyed 由 an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would 你 like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming 步枪 at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself 你 weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the 屁股 屁股 Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank 你 sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what 你 thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: 你 mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up 下一个 is a classroom skit
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.
Audience: *Laughing*
One of the hotels in this town is called the 屁股 屁股 Inn. It's got a secret strip club run 由 two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.
Ranger: What's our target for the 日 Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police officer that's been giving me trouble ever since I moved into this town.
Flashback
Police Pony: Hi.
Mercury: I don't like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
End flashback
Mercury: I need 你 to take him down. You'll get nine grand for the job.
Ranger: Sure thing.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, 你 either have her do that to 你 somewhere private, 或者 don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: 你 mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Ranger was set up on a rooftop.
Ranger: *Looking through 步枪 scope, and hears his phone go off. He 答案 the phone* Yes?
Pony: Hi, we work for Spamdex. How would 你 like to be annoyed 由 an endless supply of advertisements on the internet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How would 你 like to have your company go out of business?! *Hangs up*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Walking down street*
Ranger: *Aiming 步枪 at cop* Here we go.
Green Unicorn Cop: *Stops to answer a text message*
Ranger: *Shoots a bullet* Wait a sec, I'm shooting blanks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Loads gun with real bullets*
Green Unicorn Cop: *Continues walking*
Pony: Hi, I work for Spamdex. Have we sent a virus to your computer yet?
Green Unicorn Cop: Spam yourself 你 weirdo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: *Shoots Green Unicorn Cop*
Ponies: *Freaking out, and running away*
Spamdex Pony: Remain calm! I work for Spamdex!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: Mission accomplished.
Back at the 屁股 屁股 Inn.
Mercury: Nicely done.
Ranger: Thank 你 sir.
Mercury: No problem. Donovan, get off of Joanna!
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't what 你 thought it was sir.
Joanna: He was pretending that I was a jetski, and that he was riding through big waves.
Mercury: 你 mean he wasn't...
Joanna: Of course not.
Donovan: I haven't done that to a mare since I graduated college.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Up 下一个 is a classroom skit
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 你 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 你 your whole life.
Saten: 你 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 你 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 你 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 你 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 你 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 你 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. 你 need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew 你 your whole life.
Saten: 你 mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew 你 your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, 你 always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) 你 were drunk.
Saten: If it makes 你 feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if 你 say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..