Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Everypony in the bodyshop was getting ready for work. During that, they were talking about movies.

Olive: Who saw the new Hunger Games film?
Gary: 你 mean the first part of Mockingjay? I saw it.
Olive: Wasn't it awesome?
Gary: Yeah. I can't wait to see part 2.
Wheel Bearing: I didn't get to see it. I've been so busy with my family, that we don't get to go to the theater.
Olive: Why can't 你 be busy with your family at the theater.
Wheel Bearing: I was there with my son, and we watched Frozen. His head blew up.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Edwina: That's what all 迪士尼 films do to you.
Gary: What are 你 talking about? 迪士尼 made lots of great films.
Edwina: I just don't like Disney.
Olive: Why?
Edwina: Ask any jewish 小马 why, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I liked watching The Lion King.
Cutlass Supreme: My 最喜爱的 迪士尼 film was Oliver & Company.
Tim: What was that one about?
Cutlass Supreme: About a cat that lives in Manehattan.
Tim: Who wants to see a film about some cat joining the mafia?
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: Looks like somepony never saw the movie.
Mr. Beddler: *Arrives* What are 你 doing? 你 should be ready for work right now.
Gary: We were talking about movies.
Mr. Beddler: Talk about them on your own time. Otherwise, I'll 显示 你 a movie you'll never forget. It's so terrible you'll never forget it.
Gary: What is it?
Mr. Beddler: Django Unchained.
Gary: Actually, I like that film.
Audience: *Laughing*

Everypony shook their heads, saying they liked Django Unchained. Mr. Beddler was not amused.

Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get to work! Danielle, I want 你 to practice using a grinder.
Danielle: Okay.

So Mr. Beddler, and Danielle got a sand grinder plugged into an airhose, and set up for work.

Mr. Beddler: Now to use one of these, 你 pull the trigger. The grinder 你 see here is a disc. We call them DA grinders. Now what 你 wanna do is use it on these spots I welded, and make the area feel really smooth. *Pulls trigger, and grinds the welded spots* There's a certain noise you'll hear when 你 grind the area too much.

This was the noise: link

Mr. Beddler: Hear it?!
Danielle: Yeah.
Mr. Beddler: *Stops grinding* Okay, now 你 try it. I gotta check on Gary, and Tim, to make sure they don't put paint on the painting booth windows.
Gary: *Painting the painting booth windows*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Hurry up. We can't let anypony see what we're doing.
Gary: All good.
Tim: *Gets weed* Let's do this.
Audience: *Laughing*

Now Danielle was all 由 herself.

Danielle: Okay, so he 说 to grind the spots until that noise stops. Got it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: *Grinding one spot* No noise, good.

She only grinded the welding spots for only one second, because they didn't make the noise Danielle thought they were supposed to make. The areas she grinded were still uneven, then she started grinding the area Mr. Beddler did.

Danielle: *Hears noise as she grinds* Perfect. Now to keep grinding until it stops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What the hell? *Runs toward Danielle* Danielle, stop!!
Danielle: *Stops* What?
Mr. Beddler: 你 were grinding that area too much. What were 你 thinking?
Danielle: 你 说 to keep grinding until that noise stopped.
Mr. Beddler: No, I 说 你 stop when it makes that noise, because 你 grinded it too much.
Danielle: Then make up your mind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget it. Go help Cutlass with the dent on that limo.

2 B continued

Up 下一个 is a new skit about assassins. Credit goes to Purrloinedlove for this idea.