Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent go away, spray primer, get guide coat, wet sand, and repaint it.
Olive: Can 你 be 更多 specific than just giving us generic details on our job?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: 你 know what I mean!
Wheel Bearing: What is the driver of the Prius like?
Mr. Beddler: A very responsible young stallion with a wife, and a four 年 old son.
But the driver of the Prius was drunk, and was listening to disco on the car radio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Gets the side of his car to scrape against a guardrail for 2 seconds*
This was the sound being made when the car was scraping itself against the guardrail: link
Drunk Pony: *Opens door which falls off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Looking at damage* Oh shit!! *Looking at bodyshop* What a coincidence, a bodyshop that will fix my car. *Gets back into his car, and drives towards the bodyshop while getting in somepony else's way*
Ponies: *Stop their cars, and honk their horns*
Drunk Pony: *Drives slowly into bodyshop, and hits a car lift*
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: Something tells me that the Prius is here.
Mr. Beddler: *Runs from info room to shop, and sees the damage* What the hell is this?!
Drunk Pony: It's my car.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know it's your car, but why did 你 crash into the lift?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* I crashed? When?
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: My insurance company won't like hearing about this.
Mr. Beddler: Yeah, well OSHA ain't gonna be too happy to hear about what 你 did to this lift.
Drunk Pony: That's a lift?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: You're an idiot. Get your car out of here.
Drunk Pony: But I need somepony to take care of the hood.
Mr. Beddler: After what 你 just did, the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 is not the only thing in need of repairs. The front bumper, the headlights, even the front windshield. 你 messed all of that up when 你 crashed into this lift.
Drunk Pony: Hold up. Can 你 repeat that? I was too busy thinking about getting drunk.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the drunk 小马 got back in his car, and drove away, Mr. Beddler went back to his employees.
Mr. Beddler: The Prius is gone.
Gary: What a relief.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: But the car lift has been destroyed.
Cutlass Supreme: That was the only one we had!
Danielle: He died in the line of duty!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: We'll get it fixed. Somehow.
Olive: You're giving us generic details again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mr. Beddler: *Becomes unconscious, and falls on floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Up next, it's another Celestia skit.
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent go away, spray primer, get guide coat, wet sand, and repaint it.
Olive: Can 你 be 更多 specific than just giving us generic details on our job?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: 你 know what I mean!
Wheel Bearing: What is the driver of the Prius like?
Mr. Beddler: A very responsible young stallion with a wife, and a four 年 old son.
But the driver of the Prius was drunk, and was listening to disco on the car radio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Gets the side of his car to scrape against a guardrail for 2 seconds*
This was the sound being made when the car was scraping itself against the guardrail: link
Drunk Pony: *Opens door which falls off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Looking at damage* Oh shit!! *Looking at bodyshop* What a coincidence, a bodyshop that will fix my car. *Gets back into his car, and drives towards the bodyshop while getting in somepony else's way*
Ponies: *Stop their cars, and honk their horns*
Drunk Pony: *Drives slowly into bodyshop, and hits a car lift*
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: Something tells me that the Prius is here.
Mr. Beddler: *Runs from info room to shop, and sees the damage* What the hell is this?!
Drunk Pony: It's my car.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know it's your car, but why did 你 crash into the lift?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* I crashed? When?
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: My insurance company won't like hearing about this.
Mr. Beddler: Yeah, well OSHA ain't gonna be too happy to hear about what 你 did to this lift.
Drunk Pony: That's a lift?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: You're an idiot. Get your car out of here.
Drunk Pony: But I need somepony to take care of the hood.
Mr. Beddler: After what 你 just did, the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 is not the only thing in need of repairs. The front bumper, the headlights, even the front windshield. 你 messed all of that up when 你 crashed into this lift.
Drunk Pony: Hold up. Can 你 repeat that? I was too busy thinking about getting drunk.
Audience: *Laughing*
After the drunk 小马 got back in his car, and drove away, Mr. Beddler went back to his employees.
Mr. Beddler: The Prius is gone.
Gary: What a relief.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: But the car lift has been destroyed.
Cutlass Supreme: That was the only one we had!
Danielle: He died in the line of duty!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: We'll get it fixed. Somehow.
Olive: You're giving us generic details again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mr. Beddler: *Becomes unconscious, and falls on floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Up next, it's another Celestia skit.
