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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as 橄榄
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent go away, spray primer, get guide coat, wet sand, and repaint it.
Olive: Can 你 be 更多 specific than just giving us generic details on our job?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: 你 know what I mean!
Wheel Bearing: What is the driver of the Prius like?
Mr. Beddler: A very responsible young stallion with a wife, and a four 年 old son.

But the driver of the Prius was drunk, and was listening to disco on the car radio.

Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Gets the side of his car to scrape against a guardrail for 2 seconds*

This was the sound being made when the car was scraping itself against the guardrail: link

Drunk Pony: *Opens door which falls off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Looking at damage* Oh shit!! *Looking at bodyshop* What a coincidence, a bodyshop that will fix my car. *Gets back into his car, and drives towards the bodyshop while getting in somepony else's way*
Ponies: *Stop their cars, and honk their horns*
Drunk Pony: *Drives slowly into bodyshop, and hits a car lift*
Audience: *Laughing*
Danielle: Something tells me that the Prius is here.
Mr. Beddler: *Runs from info room to shop, and sees the damage* What the hell is this?!
Drunk Pony: It's my car.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know it's your car, but why did 你 crash into the lift?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* I crashed? When?
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: My insurance company won't like hearing about this.
Mr. Beddler: Yeah, well OSHA ain't gonna be too happy to hear about what 你 did to this lift.
Drunk Pony: That's a lift?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: You're an idiot. Get your car out of here.
Drunk Pony: But I need somepony to take care of the hood.
Mr. Beddler: After what 你 just did, the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 is not the only thing in need of repairs. The front bumper, the headlights, even the front windshield. 你 messed all of that up when 你 crashed into this lift.
Drunk Pony: Hold up. Can 你 repeat that? I was too busy thinking about getting drunk.
Audience: *Laughing*

After the drunk 小马 got back in his car, and drove away, Mr. Beddler went back to his employees.

Mr. Beddler: The Prius is gone.
Gary: What a relief.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: But the car lift has been destroyed.
Cutlass Supreme: That was the only one we had!
Danielle: He died in the line of duty!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: We'll get it fixed. Somehow.
Olive: You're giving us generic details again.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mr. Beddler: *Becomes unconscious, and falls on floor*
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B continued

Up next, it's another Celestia skit.
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
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Luna must really like this song
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my little 小马
小马宝莉
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the work 日 was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: 你 got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this 日期 to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand 你 french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing 下一个 to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss,...
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 Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a 小马 he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be 更多 used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a 小马 would make...

Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd 你 stop?

Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*

Luna: That looks cool. Did 你 draw that? This 小马 looks cute. Does she exist?

Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!

Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!

Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The striking workers were determined to keep the plant closed. They secured a steam-powered river launch and several rowboats to patrol the Monongahela River, which ran alongside the plant. Stallions also divided themselves into units along military lines. Picket lines were thrown up around the plant and the town, and 24-hour shifts established. Ferries and trains were watched. Strangers were challenged to give explanations for their presence in town; if one was not forthcoming, they were escorted outside the city limits.

Telegraph communications with AA ponies in other cities were established...
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Chapter 1- The moon was full and was high above the sky. There was a rustling in the bushes behind Peppy. Peppy was a cat with black 毛皮 and a white belly. His eyes are a bright green. Three 猫 appeared from the bushes. One was all white with blue eyes, and her name was Snow . The 秒 was gray with black stripes on the back, his name was Midnight. The last one is a cat with blue 毛皮 and blue eyes. Her name was Rain. All three approached Peppy in silence. The silence was broken 由 another cat. His name was Leopard.

Leopard had 橙子, 橙色 毛皮 with black spots and he had brown eyes. Leopard was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Mr. Black went to see P

Con: This is the 小马 that had Der Cheif kill Vesper.
P: I see. Tell us about it Mr. Black.
Mr. Black: Look 你 guys. I just hired somepony to take her away. I didn't want her dead. You've got to believe me.
P: Mh, hmm. Go on.
Mr. Black: I heard that Der Cheif went towards a building in the canal, and when a bomb went off in the first floor, water came in, and Vesper drowned to death.
P: Well than. If that's all 你 have to say, we're going to take 你 to Canterlot with us.

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Dutch Ponies: Come on sir!
Mr. Black: *Runs away*
P: Con,...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, 你 could 删除 the episode from the 总体, 整体 canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing 更多 than a waste of time and space.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new 小马 is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a 座位 with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit 下一个 to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get 你 your usual Saten, but what would 你 like Brett?
Brett: 你 got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root 啤酒 then.
Bartender: I like your...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
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Source: 脸谱
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Source: 脸谱
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the station at the end of the day.

Mercedes: *Passing Tim, and Julia on her way home* Hi Tim, Julia.
Tim: Hello Mercedes.
Julia: Have a good night.
Mercedes: I will, thanks.
Toby: *Walking towards them*
Tim: 嘿 Toby.
Toby: Tim? Julia?
Julia: Yeah?
Toby: The Captain wants to see you.
Tim: What's it about?
Julia: We'll see.

When they saw Captain Jefferson in his office, he seemed unhappy.

Tim: *Closes the door* Everything okay Captain?
Captain Jefferson: It's in the middle today. I'm thinking about that one 小马 who robbed the bank today. 你 说 你 were going to find him, but...
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THE 下一个 DAY:

CRYSYAL EMPIRE:

Saten: Me?

Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so 你 can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.

Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?

Twilight: (giggles) of coarse 你 can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.

Saten: Fine, fine.

Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and 你 two can head straight to Sunburst's!

Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!

Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.

Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!

Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Near Ponyville.

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Officer - Hail Captain Shadowknight of City-state of Canterlot!
Shadowknight - Good 日 Officer of West Kingdom.
Officer - It's glorious 日 isn't it.
Shadowknight - Worry not as your kingdom will be connected soon too.
Officer - Just some time left...
Shadowknight - Aye...
Lilly - *runs up to Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - 你 should be in West Kingdom!
Lilly - I had to run... East Kingdom was scheeming with Imperium.
Shadowknight - Darn it!

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Ponyville
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Palladin - Prepare my dear soldiers as we will march into hell tonight! As United Imperium we will keep the strict Dictatorship...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:05 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

In the train yard, an Olympic sign was hanging on Snowflake's tower.

Pete: *Standing in front of lots of ponies* Our railroad has been around since July 1, 1862. If the ponies from that time saw how pathetic 你 were in attempting to 移动 that locomotive back onto the rails, they'd probably shoot you.
Hawkeye: That's the way they do it in the good old Wild West.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now, have 你 decided on your teams, Hawkeye, and Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir, we did.
Orion: Why are Hawkeye, and Stylo team captains?...
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