posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 嘿 everypony.
Tom: 你 know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Master Sword: 你 were supposed to make them laugh 你 idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
Master Sword; It combines Harry Potter with a TV 显示 from the 70's. 你 probably never heard of it, but it's called Welcome Back Kotter.
Tom: Both were created 由 Warner Brothers, so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired assassins to kill us.
Welcome Back Potter.
Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic 彩虹 as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape
Harry is in bed, sleeping 下一个 to Ginny.
Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Ginny: You're a teacher. 你 don't take tests. 你 give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Harry: I cannot be 表演 like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: 你 also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*
When he got there, he saw the brick 墙 between platform 9, and 10.
Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* 你 mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-
Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?
Harry: I actually like that.
Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.
Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Harry: I 说 please introduce yourself to the class.
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well 你 probably know me as John Travolta..
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting 下一个 to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Harry: Would 你 mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*
His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Harry: Oh no...
Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.
Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard 由 everypony too.
On the 下一个 part of this episode, we get introduced to yet another new character. It's Astrel Sky from Darange.