And now, it's time for fanmail from your 最喜爱的 six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 你 sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are 你 going to stop being a coward?
彩虹 Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are 你 a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of 你 is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't 粉丝 mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: What letter did 你 get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well 你 wouldn't be laughing if 你 got a disrespectful letter like that.
彩虹 Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm 彩虹 Dash!
A light was shining on her, and 天使 started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets letter* Dear 彩虹 Dash, 你 are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do 你 take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I 爱情 你 too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: 你 know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B continued
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, 由 giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think 你 sound great with your new voice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Let's start with the fanmail, shall we?
Heartsong, and Annie start bringing them notes.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are 你 going to stop being a coward?
彩虹 Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Rarity: I don't think you're a coward.
Twilight: Man, I just hope none of the letters I get are bad.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are 你 a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of 你 is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Applejack: Man, this ain't 粉丝 mail. It's hate mail.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: What letter did 你 get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well 你 wouldn't be laughing if 你 got a disrespectful letter like that.
彩虹 Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm 彩虹 Dash!
A light was shining on her, and 天使 started playing lyres.
Audience: *Laughing*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets letter* Dear 彩虹 Dash, 你 are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do 你 take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I 爱情 你 too.
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: 你 know what? I think this has been going bad enough for everypony.
Heartsong: Really? The audience seems to like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: And I like how this is going too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well too bad. That's all the time we got for fanmail. Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Clapping*
2 B continued
*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are 你 doing this i know 你 have the power to stop this so 爱情 and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: 你 made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are 你 doing this i know 你 have the power to stop this so 爱情 and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: 你 made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
I grew up in a town where 你 had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and 更多 commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no 小马 will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no 小马 will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.
I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.
To be continued...
.....
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if 皇后乐队 Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."
My element of harmony. Kindness.
The changling that was guarding me shook its head.
"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.
The changling set me free.
"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.
I was going to Ponyville to see if 皇后乐队 Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
The villian
She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" 说 the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are 你 scared that I know your name?" "Fear this 日 for it is your last!"
THE END
