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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After 彩虹 Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did 你 three go?
彩虹 Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because 你 were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the 橙子, 橙色 one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: 你 planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
彩虹 Dash: Oh 你 had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!

Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.

Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
彩虹 Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
彩虹 Dash: What the fuck were 你 thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't 你 realize that they could execute 你 for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
彩虹 Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if 你 get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
彩虹 Dash: 你 did?
Applejack: But 你 were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until 你 kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.

Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, 彩虹 Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.

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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our 超能英雄 regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a 鱼 as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity 说 slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by missaqua88
 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a 文章 explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If 你 are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If 你 are 或者 《勇敢传说》 enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of 你 Hasbro! Original indeed.

The 秒 is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF 你 HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since 彩虹 Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" 苹果白兰地 had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the 图书馆 to mull things over. ‘First 苹果 Bloom, then Twist, and now 彩虹 Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....
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