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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: 你 got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned 由 two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than 你 my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of 你 to say Burt.
Bob: So what do 你 plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely 移动 back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country 你 know.
Bob: I'm sure it is.
Emily: What will 你 do while me, and Bob go to work?
Burt: Hmm. I already know what Bob does, so I might as well see what your job is like Emily.
Emily: Sure, I don't see any harm in that.
Bob: I can.
Emily: Bob!
Bob: What? You're the principal of a school. You're too busy to babysit Burt.
Burt: Oh, I'll be alright. I could even help Emily with her work.
Emily: Yes, thank 你 for that.
Burt: Not a problem.

The 下一个 day, at the school that Emily worked at.

Emily: Alright, so pretty much, all I have to do is sign papers, look at my E-mail on a computer, and talk to students.
Burt: What would 你 like me to do?
Emily: Read a book 或者 a magazine.
Burt: Okay. *Looks at 图书 in Emily's office* Which one would 你 suggest?
Emily: Oh, I've got a lot of favorites. How about The Catcher In The Rye?
Burt: I read that, and I don't like it. Too much swearing.
Emily: Then, how about Diary Of A Wimpy Colt?
Burt: Too babyish.
Emily: Is there anything that 你 do like?
Burt: Hmm. *Looks at books* Oh, I see a book with a bunch of Shel Silverstein poetry. That 小马 knows everything when it comes to poetry.
Emily: Okay, go ahead, and read it.

As Burt grabbed the book, a green filly walked into the room. Her name was Tasha, and she didn't look happy.

Emily: Good morning Tasha, what can I do for you?
Tasha: I got in a fight, and my teacher told me to come down here.
Emily: Aw, Tasha. Why would 你 do that?
Tasha: Somepony 偷了 my lunch money.
Emily: That's no excuse to fight somepony. 你 should have came to me, 或者 one of the teachers, and they would've made that 小马 bring the money back to you. *Hears phone ring* Excuse me Tasha. This shouldn't take too long. *Picks up phone* Hello?
Bob: How is everything going with Burt?
Emily: Fine, fine. Can we talk about this another time? I have one of the students in my office.
Bob: Oh, sorry. I just finished up with a client, and I thought about you, so that's why I'm talking to you.
Emily: Okay, thank 你 Bob, but 你 gotta talk to me later, okay?
Bob: Okay. *Hangs up*
Emily: *Puts phone away* Okay, who was the 小马 that 偷了 your money?
Tasha: Mat Beene.
Emily: Okay, 你 head back to class, and I'll make Mat give 你 your money back. Okay?
Tasha: Thank 你 Mrs. Newhart.
Emily: You're welcome.
Tasha: *Walks out of office*
Burt: 你 handled that pretty well.
Emily: Thank you. Enjoying that book?
Burt: Well, it's fine, but when I saw the back of the book, it scared me.
Emily: Why?
Burt: Shel Silverstein looks like a 小马 that should be robbing banks, 或者 living a life of crime. Not 写作 books.
Emily: Why? Because of his beard?
Burt: Yep.

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 This is the school that Emily works at.
This is the school that Emily works at.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right 你 are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck 下一个 time zombies.
Twilight: 你 give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They 说 to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - 你 will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 秒 Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that 答案 our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* 你 ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the 下一个 Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead 由 彩虹 Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the 下一个 room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of 你 to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, 你 do it. 你 have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new 老友记 coming to 加入 the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* 你 see what happens when 你 touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
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>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left 你 unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 小时 later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic 心 to Steven*
Steven - *puts 心 inside* 你 will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! 你 were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - 你 guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - 你 talk like 你 were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do 你 liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... 你 guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left 你 some heavy armor to wear. 你 gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so 你 know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't 移动 an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - 嘿 new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will 移动 onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want 你 to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only 你 and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
...
...
FI - Good news boys I found 你 a gent and mare to 加入 你 up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied 或者 set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. 你 will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house 下一个 to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the 钟, 贝尔 being rung.

Tim: Guess that 答案 my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time 你 saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) 你 don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: 更多 like 你 had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No 你 didn't.. 你 just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, 你 won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one 小马 to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - 或者 else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* 你 couldn't play 由 my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful 日 isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - 你 know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding 啤酒 bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What 你 mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - 你 can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are 你 mad 你 will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was 给 care and 首页 由 those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping 你 then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are 你 ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet 你 Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the 首页 of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for 你 Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from 你 again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to 你 about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are 你 mad?! Do 你 know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's 更多 important ma'am? The car, 或者 your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want 你 getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...
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