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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. 你 should have had Jerry 显示 up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to 晚餐 tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

下一个 morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al. What can I help 你 two with?
Al: Our wives keep bothering us.
Richard: We want to do some things together, like ordinary stallions, but our wives won't let us. I try to go to his house, but my wife won't let me.
Al: And every time I try to go to Richie's place, his wife won't let me go.
Bob: Perhaps 你 should exchange wives.
Al: Are 你 serious?
Bob: No. I like to have some humor during my job, but here's what I really want 你 two to do. If your wives won't let 你 hang out with each other, ask them why.
Al: And then what?
Bob: 你 explain to your wives why 你 think it's important for the both of 你 to hang out.
Richard: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Al: We'll tell them right now. Thank 你 Mr. Newhart.
Bob: The pleasure is mine, and good luck.
Al & Richard: *Leave*
Bob: *On phone* Carol, do I have any other patients?
Carol: No, not yet.
Bob: Okay good. I want to surprise Emily 由 making a reservation to a restaurant.
Carol: Who would run a restaurant that has reservations? If they make 你 wait just to go in the restaurant, there's no point in going.
Bob: I know, it's stupid, but I want to do something special for my wife.
Carol: Go for it Bob.
Bob: I already am.
Jerry: *Enters room* 嘿 Bob, do 你 have a minute?
Bob: Unfortunately, I'm busy right now. 你 can come back in a few minutes.
Jerry: Sure, thank you. *Walks away*
Bob: *On phone* Hi, is this the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food?
Waiter: Please, just call us Togrofctatopthtf.
Bob: What does that mean?
Waiter: It's short for the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food.
Bob: That's pretty clever. *Clears throat* Listen, I'd like to make a reservation for a party of two for tonight. We'll arrive at 7.
Waiter: Very well. We will have a 表 waiting for 你 at 7. Please, don't be late.
Bob: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *Hangs up*
Jerry: *Returns* Hi Bob, I'm back.
Bob: Hi Jerry. Some game yesterday, huh?
Jerry: Yeah, that was fun to watch. Would 你 like to do that again tonight?
Bob: I can't Jerry, I gotta take my wife out to dinner, but I can come over to your place tomorrow if you're interested.
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds good. Do 你 know where the zoo is?
Bob: Yeah.
Jerry: Take a cab there, and I'll give 你 a ride to my place.
Bob: Sounds good.
Carol: Jerry, somepony is here to see you.
Jerry: I gotta go Bob. I'll see 你 later.
Bob: Yeah, I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to it.

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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 最佳, 返回页首 Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 最佳, 返回页首 Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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随意 dialectics: 彩虹 Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest 文章 in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the 秒 Equestria Girls cartoon, 彩虹 Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if 你 haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia 浓情巧克力 Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta 显示 this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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Equestria, have 你 ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, 你 are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, 或者 evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of 小马 does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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