posted by Seanthehedgehog
The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.
Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. 你 should have had Jerry 显示 up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to 晚餐 tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.
下一个 morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.
Bob: Alright Richard, and Al. What can I help 你 two with?
Al: Our wives keep bothering us.
Richard: We want to do some things together, like ordinary stallions, but our wives won't let us. I try to go to his house, but my wife won't let me.
Al: And every time I try to go to Richie's place, his wife won't let me go.
Bob: Perhaps 你 should exchange wives.
Al: Are 你 serious?
Bob: No. I like to have some humor during my job, but here's what I really want 你 two to do. If your wives won't let 你 hang out with each other, ask them why.
Al: And then what?
Bob: 你 explain to your wives why 你 think it's important for the both of 你 to hang out.
Richard: Yeah. That's a good idea.
Al: We'll tell them right now. Thank 你 Mr. Newhart.
Bob: The pleasure is mine, and good luck.
Al & Richard: *Leave*
Bob: *On phone* Carol, do I have any other patients?
Carol: No, not yet.
Bob: Okay good. I want to surprise Emily 由 making a reservation to a restaurant.
Carol: Who would run a restaurant that has reservations? If they make 你 wait just to go in the restaurant, there's no point in going.
Bob: I know, it's stupid, but I want to do something special for my wife.
Carol: Go for it Bob.
Bob: I already am.
Jerry: *Enters room* 嘿 Bob, do 你 have a minute?
Bob: Unfortunately, I'm busy right now. 你 can come back in a few minutes.
Jerry: Sure, thank you. *Walks away*
Bob: *On phone* Hi, is this the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food?
Waiter: Please, just call us Togrofctatopthtf.
Bob: What does that mean?
Waiter: It's short for the only good restaurant of Fillydelphia compared to all the other places that has terrible food.
Bob: That's pretty clever. *Clears throat* Listen, I'd like to make a reservation for a party of two for tonight. We'll arrive at 7.
Waiter: Very well. We will have a 表 waiting for 你 at 7. Please, don't be late.
Bob: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *Hangs up*
Jerry: *Returns* Hi Bob, I'm back.
Bob: Hi Jerry. Some game yesterday, huh?
Jerry: Yeah, that was fun to watch. Would 你 like to do that again tonight?
Bob: I can't Jerry, I gotta take my wife out to dinner, but I can come over to your place tomorrow if you're interested.
Jerry: Yeah, that sounds good. Do 你 know where the zoo is?
Jerry: Take a cab there, and I'll give 你 a ride to my place.
Bob: Sounds good.
Carol: Jerry, somepony is here to see you.
Jerry: I gotta go Bob. I'll see 你 later.
Bob: Yeah, I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to it.
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