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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope 你 don't mind, but I invited him over to have 晚餐 with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do 你 remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any 食物 for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues.
Emily: But he's your friend.
Bob: I know, I know. But he gets angry too much.
Emily: Then talk to him.
Bob: I will.

The doorbell rang.

Bob: After I get the door. *Goes to door, and opens it* Ah, Jerry. Good to see 你 again.
Jerry: Likewise Bob. *Looks around apartment room* This is a nice place 你 got.
Bob: Thanks. We got all these decorations here when we moved in.
Jerry: So, what do we have for dinner?
Emily: Tonight, I made some meatloaf, with a side of asparagus, and 苹果 sauce.
Jerry: Sounds good. *Looks at TV* This is HD, right?
Bob: That's right. Turn it on if you'd like.
Jerry: *Turns on TV* Okay, now where's the sports channel?
Bob: 30.
Jerry: *Goes to channel 30* Ah good. We got the Giants playing against the Houston Astros.
Bob: What inning?
Jerry: The bottom of the 5th.
Bob: Who's winning?
Jerry: The Giants, and the score is 7 to 4.
Bob: Good, I do not like the Astros.
Emily: 晚餐 is ready.
Bob: Let's get our dinner. *Goes to 晚餐 table*
Jerry: *Follows*
Bob: *Grabs dinner, then goes to couch, and sits down*
Jerry: *Does the same thing at Bob*
Emily: Whatever happened to quality time with having 晚餐 together?
Bob: Sorry Emily, another time.
Emily: *Sighs*

23 分钟 later, the game was on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the 7th. The Astros were tied with the Giants at 8.

Bob: How, and why are the Astros close to beating the Giants?
Jerry: Who knows? Most likely it's steroids.
Bob: That explains everything. Now if they were 表演 normal, and not taking steroids, then they'd still be playing this game properly, and losing to the Giants.
Astros 小马 3: *Pitching ball*
Giants 小马 6: *Hits ball, and runs to first base*
Announcer: This ball is going way back to center field. I don't know if anypony can catch this.
Astros 小马 8: *Fails to catch ball*
Announcer: And the Astros did not catch the ball, and the Giants have their runner going from first to second. He would go to third, but the pitcher just got the ball, and the Giants would get an out if they tried to get to third.
Bob: That's what I'm talking about.
Jerry: 你 got that right.
Emily: Bob, when will this be over?
Bob: Soon honey, I promise.

50 分钟 later, the game was at the 9th inning. The Giants were back in the lead 10 to 9.

Emily: Bob, 你 说 this game would end soon.
Bob: Yes I did.
Emily: And that was 50 分钟 ago.
Bob: Alright, I'm sorry. Why don't 你 watch the game with us?
Emily: Fine. *Sits down with Bob, and Jerry*
Howard: *Knocking on door* Hello? Can I come in?
Bob: Sure Howard!
Howard: *Enters apartment room* Hi everypony. I see you're watching TV, so I'll just make myself dinner.
Bob: 你 do that Howard.
Emily: Wait Howard, I already made dinner, and there's leftovers.
Howard: Oh. Well thank 你 Emily, that was kind of you. *Trips, falls on table, and makes 食物 land on ground*
Emily: So much for the leftovers.
Bob: Why don't we go out for 晚餐 tomorrow?

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Howard
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the freeway, Tim, and Julia arrived at the spot they were supposed to control, in a police car with two other ponies.

Officer 9: Tim, 你 stand in the left there. Julia, stand between the two left lanes.
Julia: That's dangerous. 你 really want me to do that?
Officer 9: 你 have wings.
Officer 5: Anyone that tries to run 你 down will be chased down 由 us. Not a single 小马 has escaped from us.
Tim: *Unimpressed* Yeah, okay. Julia, I'm going to let your lane go first.
Julia: Okay Tim.
Tim: *Stops the cars in his lane to let the ones in Julia's lane go*
Julia: *Watching ponies in their cars pass...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor, and Charlie were at the base when several of their soldiers arrived.

Victor: Did 你 get them all?
Vietnamese 小马 94: We shot down both choppers.
Victor: That doesn't mean anything. Some ponies may have survived. Did 你 kill them all?
Charlie: Tell the truth! We need to know if there are any survivors!
Vietnamese 小马 94: I think there may have been some survivors from one of the helicopters. We only managed to shoot off a blade.
Victor: Go back with your squad, bring mortars, and go kill the survivors.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running away*

Guy, and his 老友记 were getting close to the South...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Dan got out of the hospital, and was back in action.

Tim: How are 你 feeling Dan?
Dan: Great. Andy? Mercedes? How are 你 two doing?
Mercedes: We're doing good, but we'd like to be in the same car with you.
Dan: 你 know what the Captain said. The maximum amount of ponies in one car is two.

Stargazer entered Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Stargazer: Now we meet up with the others on Green Drive, and have our drag races.
Black Tuesday: Looking 前锋, 期待 to it.
Stargazer: *Sees a brand new Impala turn onto the road in front of them* That could be an undercover car in front of us.
Black Tuesday:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Stargazer, and Black Tuesday were in their car under the highway.

Silverado Pony: From here to the auto shop.
Stargazer: You're on.
Flag Pony: 3! 2! 1! Go!
Stargazer: *Floors it, and watches the Silverado 小马 get in front of him, but he begins to catch up*
Ponies: *Watching from the autoshop*
Stargazer: *Makes it to the autoshop first, and stops the car sliding it sideways*
Ponies: *Cheering*
Silverado Pony: *Stops*
Stargazer: How was that?! Huh?
Black Tuesday: Give us our five hundred.
Silverado: If 你 do that again, I'll give 你 five thousand.
Stargazer: Deal.

They lined up for another race, heading...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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Applejack: Well, I'll admit. I've lived in these parts my whole life and I've never seen this before.

Spike: There's also supposed to be a 城堡 that goes with it.

Applejack: But I still don't see what this has to do with 你 and I bein' friends.

Twilight: Another 小马 named Starlight Glimmer used this map to travel through time and change things in the past. For some reason, the map's here but everything else is different!

Applejack: Different how?

Saten: Well, for one thing, where we come from, there's no war with King Sombra.

Twilight: Yeah.. Maybe 你 could tell us how the war started, then...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
What is actually our background... Tell us more...

Steven - I'm Steven... I lived in Ponyville for long time always abused 由 parents and poor from start... I... Murdered my father at age 14.

Joel - I'm Joel. I lived in Canterlot for long time. But we moved on orther continent to United Kingdom. I was bullied in school because I was different.

Damien - My name is Damien. I was living alone on streets of... I don't even know. No education and no parents hitted me.

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Dimitri - Easy job break my guy out of convoy...




I didn't knew the explosion would take on them so hard...
We broke...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tate
Tate
At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.

Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.

Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.

Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing 由 his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a 小马 driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
彩虹 Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The 下一个 morning, 彩虹 Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.

Rainbow Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The 金牌 Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right 下一个 to the train station. We saw some of The 金牌 Gunslinger's cronies 下载 up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will...
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posted by WWEChampion16
I could just imagine what the best 圣诞节 ever would be,

Santa goes to Ponyville to 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse and ask her to come with him on his sleigh so a 粉丝 of hers can meet her. They go through the portal to our world and at my house. Santa tells Dashie to sleep in the 袜, 放养 until I get up in the morning. When I see Dashie I can't believe my eyes and start to cry. Then the doorbell rings as I open the door my eyes widen as I see Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike all standing at the door telling me that Santa went back for them so they could also...
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