Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do 你 have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine 枪 that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when 你 take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that 你 don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, 显示 me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't 你 think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* 你 移动 the tank around with the left analog stick, and 移动 the 炮塔 around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, 你 shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do 你 expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if 你 somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, 你 can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime 你 want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one 更多 thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: 你 know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in 床, 床上 with 彩虹 Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: 你 could be one like me 你 know.
彩虹 Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
彩虹 Dash: Do 你 want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
彩虹 Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: 你 ready?
Sean: 你 know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are 你 going?!
Sean: *Returns to 彩虹 Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
彩虹 Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want 你 to follow me.
彩虹 Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah 你 are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
彩虹 Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten 分钟 ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if 你 keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. 你 know... The one 你 wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a 安全 spot.
2 B continued
Con's brand new Aston Maretin