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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like 你 told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't get it fixed, we can't get any trains to go up the hill.
Jeff: We're aware of that Pete. Now, how do we stop those gangsters?
Pete: 你 mean the mafia?
Jeff: Same thing.
Pete: I know a good friend that can help us. I'll go call him right now. *Goes to office*
Stylo: Jeff, do 你 have any money that I can borrow?
Jeff: Why do 你 want to borrow money?
Stylo: Pierce keeps winning it from me in poker.
Jeff: Can't 你 quit?
Stylo: No. I need that money back now.
Jeff: I can't help you.
Stylo: Aw, please?
Jeff: Nope.

Meanwhile in Pete's office

Pete: Hello, Michael?
Michael: Pete? What's up?
Pete: I have to 取消 our meeting. The mafia is attacking us, and we need to fix some track.
Michael: Okay. What time do 你 want to postpone the meeting to?
Pete: 下一个 friday sounds good.
Michael: Okay. Good luck with those gangsters.
Pete: Mafia.
Michael: Same thing. *Hangs up*
Pete: Now, to make another call. *Dialing number*
Magnum: *Answers phone* Hello.
Pete: Magnum, it's me Pete Reimer.
Magnum: Peter! How are 你 my friend?
Pete: Not too bad, but I have a problem. The mafia is attacking us, and they won't let us fix this section of track on Sherman Hill. We need help.
Magnum: Why not call the police?
Pete: They keep getting killed. We need something better then Cheyenne's Finest.
Magnum: How about a tank?
Pete: A tank?! You're crazy.
Magnum: Relax. There's going to be no ammo for the guns. Just drive up to them, scare them, and they won't bother 你 at all.
Pete: What kind of tank did 你 have in mind?
Magnum: A Sherman. I was just fixing this tank that got back from Korea last year. 你 can have it in thirty minutes.
Pete: Sure. Thanks. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *arrives* Percy told me 你 were having trouble with the mafia.
Pete: Relax, I got the problem to get rid of those scumbags.
Hawkeye: Did 你 call the cops?
Pete: No. Even better.
Hawkeye: The police?!
Pete: No. A friend of mine is going to bring in a Sherman tank.
Hawkeye: 你 have really gone crazy.
Pete: Nope. It wasn't my idea.
Hawkeye: You're still crazy.
Pete: Bullshit. Now get out of here, I'm going to make an announcement.
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Pete: *On speaker* Attention everypony. A tank will be here in thirty minutes. Under no circumstances are 你 to touch it. I will use it to scare away the mafia, and then it goes back to it's rightful owner. Do not go near the tank at all!

Everypony understood, but Gordon and Coffee Creme were not around to hear the message. They would arrive at the station from Kimball Nebraska.

2 B continued
 Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
Sherman tank (Ammunition not included)
posted by Dragon-88
 Soarin' out for his weekly practice until a bolt of lightning strikes him.
Soarin' out for his weekly practice until a bolt of lightning strikes him.
This was inspired 由 the new episode "Rainbow Falls" in which there a heartbreaking moment where Soarin' says 彩虹 is lucky to have friends, because no one visited him, not even Spitfire.

It's a nice cloudy 日 in Ponyville, and Blazin' is just about to wake up when....

Rainbow: *swings bedroom door open* Yo, I heard 你 are the only 小马 who hasn't heard of 或者 met Soarin'!

Blazin': GYAHH!! *bounces up and hits the floor* Yeah, what about it?

Rainbow: Your'e kidding, right? He's one of the captains of the awesome Wonderbolts! 你 have GOT to meet him! I'll wait outside for you.

Blazin': Ready....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
THE 下一个 MORNING:

Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a 更多 mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.

Saten: ... I'm really sorry.

Trixie: No, 你 were nervous. It's okay.

Saten: Lot on my mind.

Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.

Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!

Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?

Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.

Narrator: His 老友记 were all there! What a wonderful surprise!...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your 颜色 bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If 你 wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If 你 wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is 更多 than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what 你 needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: My Little 小马 is owned 由 Hasbro and created 由 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 你 enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect 动物 that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake 说 "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord 说 "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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added by TmntQueen65
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE 城堡 and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her 城堡 and saw Spike 阅读 one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...
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added by Jade_23
Source: EquestriaDaily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
added by Tunder2510
Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In 床, 床上 with 彩虹 Dash. He kisses her* How long do 你 wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...
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This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 识骨寻踪 and flesh of past...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by alinah_09
posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are 你 doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my 老友记 there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told 你 many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting 由 himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden 由 red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit 下一个 to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six 下一个 to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are 你 sure? We can’t help 你 if 你 don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* 你 don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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