Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.
Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, 你 were disrespecting her.
Burt: 你 must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: 你 know, maybe for once 你 should call your wife 由 her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could 你 bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now 你 drink that booze, and tell me what 你 think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred 由 her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe 你 should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: 你 really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*
Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.
Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He 说 that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are 你 okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so 交叉, 十字架 with Burt, I could just 冲床 him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and 冲床 it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are 你 sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.
Meanwhile outside of Bob's room
Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
随意 Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do 你 have a yellow crayon, 或者 a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
随意 Pony: What kind of a 小马 doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are 你 doing?
Bob: Relax, use that 枕头 if he tries to 冲床 you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are 你 doing here?
Emily: She just stopped 由 a few 分钟 ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.
Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.
Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. 你 will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank 你 for staying with us, and we hope 你 enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.
2 B continued
Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would 你 like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that 你 threatened to beat her up if 你 saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have 你 seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't 你 have some drinks with me? You'll 爱情 it.
Bob: How many did 你 have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would 你 like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would 你 want to beat up your wife?
Burt: She disrespected me.
Bob: Well, the way I heard it, 你 were disrespecting her.
Burt: 你 must've heard it wrong. She told me that she didn't want to be called mum anymore, so that infuriated me, and I told her to leave me alone.
Bob: 你 know, maybe for once 你 should call your wife 由 her own name.
Waiter: *Arrives with drinks*
Burt: Thank you.
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Burt: Could 你 bring us another drink?
Waiter: Yep. I'm on it. *Goes to get drinks*
Burt: Now 你 drink that booze, and tell me what 你 think.
Bob: *drinks* It's- *Coughs* Good. *Bangs on counter twice*
Burt: I knew you'd like it. *Drinks his drink* Now, why would I want to call Mildred 由 her own name, when I got an adorable nickname for her?
Bob: I don't think she likes that nickname anymore. Maybe 你 should stop.
Burt: No thanks.
Waiter: *Brings drinks*
Burt: Thank you. *drinks*
Bob: *Drinks, coughs, then bangs on counter twice*
Burt: 你 really enjoy that, don't you?
Bob: Yeah, but I have to go. *Leaves counter*
Bob returned to his room, where Emily, and Mildred were waiting.
Mildred: What did he say?
Bob: *drunk* Who's he? I never met that pony.
Mildred: Burt. What did he say to you?
Bob: Oh, that pony... He 说 that mum is a great name for you.
Emily: Are 你 okay Bob?
Bob: Me? Of course I am... Who are we talking about?
Mildred: I'm so 交叉, 十字架 with Burt, I could just 冲床 him.
Emily: Bob has a solution to get that anger out of your system. What was it Bob?
Bob: What was what?
Emily: Oh, I remember. Grab a pillow, and 冲床 it.
Mildred: *Grabs pillow* Are 你 sure?
Emily: This works all the time.
Mildred: *Punches pillow* That felt fun.
Meanwhile outside of Bob's room
Burt: *Walking toward Bob's room*
随意 Pony: *Sees Burt* Excuse me sir, I'm on a scavenger hunt, do 你 have a yellow crayon, 或者 a cell phone?
Burt: I don't have any of those.
随意 Pony: What kind of a 小马 doesn't have a cell phone? *Walks phone*
Burt: *Knocks on door*
Mildred: AH! That could be him!
Burt: Bob, could I come in?
Bob: Sure.
Mildred: What are 你 doing?
Bob: Relax, use that 枕头 if he tries to 冲床 you.
Burt: *Enters room* Mildred, what are 你 doing here?
Emily: She just stopped 由 a few 分钟 ago.
Burt: Oh. Anyway, I wanna apologize for my behavior. It was wrong of me, and I won't do it again.
Mildred: That's great Burt. Thank you.
Burt, and Mildred left the room smiling at each other.
Bob: Well, now what?
Emily: We enjoy the rest of our cruise until returning to Fillydelphia.
Captain: *Talking on loudspeaker* Attention, this is your captain speaking. I know this may seem like you're flying on an airplane, especially with the starting sentence, but that's not the point. 你 will be returning to Fillydelphia soon. Thank 你 for staying with us, and we hope 你 enjoyed your visit on this ship.
Bob: Well. It was nice while it lasted.
2 B continued