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At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The 小马 that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant.

Sigmund: *Sees French Stallion hiding behind counter, so he does the same*
小马 Driver: *stops car*
随意 Pony: *Shoots Nazis with machine gun*
小马 Driver: *Drives off*
French Stallion: Magnifique. *drinking champagne*
Sigmund: Resistance?
French Stallion: Oui.
Sigmund: Oh good. Je suis un priso-
French Stallion: 你 are an Equestrian, I understand your language.
Sigmund: I'm Austrian.
French Stallion: Oh.
Sigmund: Now listen, I am an agent for M.I.3, I just escaped a Prisoner Of War camp. I'm trying to make my way into Russia. Do 你 understand?
French Stallion: Yes?
Sigmund: Then can 你 help me?

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

French Stallion: I know somepony who can.

Later, Bartholomew, and Jade were boarding a bus.

Nazi 52: halten Sie es.
Bartholomew & Jade: *Stop*
Bartholomew: Stimmt etwas nicht?
Nazi 52: Wir wollen einfach nur Ihre Papiere sehen.
Bartholomew: Ordnung. *Gives Nazi papers*
Jade: *Does the same*
Nazi 52: Diese sind gefälscht. Ponys töten wir mit gefälschten Papieren.
Bartholomew: *Frowns*
Nazi 52: *Laughing* Das war ein Witz. Macht ruhig weiter. *Returns papers* Auf Wiedersehen.
Bartholomew: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Auf Wiedersehen.
Jade: *Gets on bus*
Nazi 52: Good luck.
Jade: Thanks.

Jade made her mistake.

Nazi 52: *Pulls Jade out of bus*
Bartholomew: *Runs out of bus*
Jade: *Follows Bartholomew*
Nazi 52: Halt!
Nazis: *Arrive in car*
Nazi 52: Go, go!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Trying to open locked doors, then run into alleyway*
Nazis: *Running after Bartholomew & Jade*
Pony: *Loading cart*
Bartholomew & Jade: *Runs past cart*
小马 on bicycle: *Gets in Bartholomew's way*
Bartholomew: *Knocks over 小马 on bike*
Jade: *Trips over Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Stands up, and runs*
Jade: *Runs towards door, then tries to open it*
Nazis: *Surrounding her*
Jade: *Facing Nazis, and tries to jump over them*
Nazis: *Catches Jade*
Bartholomew: *Running across rooftops, and climbs over fence*

The fence wasn't that big, and Bartholomew landed with ease. Now he just had to make sure no one caught him.

Bartholomew: *Walking down street*
Nazis in car: *Stop 由 Bartholomew* genau dort zu stoppen.
Bartholomew: Was ist das überhaupt?
Nazi: 你 are english.
Bartholomew: Englisch? du bist die einzige, die nur Englisch sprach.
Nazi: Wir haben ein Bild von Ihnen.
Bartholomew: Ich bin ein Wechselbalg. *Turns into changeling*
Nazi: mein Fehler. *gets back in car*
Nazi Driver: *drives away*
Bartholomew: *Runs to phone booth, and turns back to normal, then reads newspaper*
???: *Tapping on Bartholomew's shoulder*
Bartholomew: *turns around to see Discord*
Discord: Guten tag.
Bartholomew: was wollen Sie?
Discord: Your German is good. But I also hear you're french. *Grabs pistol* Your hooves, up!
Bartholomew: *Sticks his hooves up in air*

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posted by Kira_Mizuki
Princess Trika flew around PonyVille, eyeing the preparations with Princess Twilight's guidance for the Sun Summer Celebration. Despite being 皇后乐队 Luna's daughter, she was still 表演 like a normal pony, having fun, recklessly doing stuff, not being like a princess. Not 表演 like one, not behaving like one.

As Princess Twilight brought her young 'apprentice' princess to AppleJack's Sweet 苹果 Acres to try out some of the tasty treats prepared. As they flew towards Sweet 苹果 Acres, Princess Twilight had to remind young Princess Trika to not gobble all of the treats up. She nodded and...
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posted by _Laugh_
Trixie stared at her reflection from her mirror. She was depressed. Her mane was in a bun, while her curled bangs were Hanging behind her ear. Tears rolled down her cheeks. Her eyes were covered with mascara. Snowy, Trixie's white cat tried to comfort her. It was no use. Moments later, Trixie's mother, Blue Wave, entered her room.

BW: Well, darling. What do 你 think? Do 你 like your new mane cut? Isn't it just this... Month?
Trixie: ..Uhh..
BW: Trixie, please say something to me. Dear, I bought 你 all I could. But you're not talking. Is it because of all these accidents in school? Do you...
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posted by karinabrony
Silver Tune, Black Rose, and Nocturnal Mirage were cleaning the cafeteria. It was a mess everywhere. Silver Tune groaned. Ponies threw 食物 on the ground and threw trash on the ground. They were done cleaning after a while. "So, should we go get the decorations right-" Silver Tune was cut off 由 Coffee Creme, Shredder, and Nikki going inside the cafeteria. "Oh, 嘿 guys! We were about to start decorating. Do 你 want to join?" Nocturnal Mirage said. "Sure, we can help." Shredder said. "OK, Nikki and Nocturnal Mirage can go get the decorations. Shredder and I can put them up on the walls. Silver...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was out of breath when she was at her home. She went upstairs. Her door had a note on it:

Dear Black Rose,

Your father and I are at the groceries. Make sure to lock the windows and doors. We will be going through the garage, so make sure not to lock that door.

Love you!

She kept the note and put it in a box. Then, she took out the rat. It came out, happily going everywhere. She almost found out how hungry they both were. She went downstairs to the kitchen. Then she remembered to lock the doors and windows. She went all over the house to do this. When she was done, she came back to the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a 海滩 alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking 啤酒 in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets 蝎, 蝎子 in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of 电影院 at 3 to bring 你 important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have 你 been?
??: Enjoying death....
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